a little scarey...

help

I am fairly sure I've posted one of these pics in the past, asking for help identifying this nice young COLT model; I have 2 or 3 photo sets of him, and am trying to clear out as much porno from my home as is reasonably possible, and he's in the pile to go. But without his name, I think I might not get as much as I could. Anyhoo, any help is appreciated. And yes, I've already tried smutjunkies, the "go to guy" for this sort of thing (EWWWWWW, I said "go to guy" - my boss has gotten into the habit of calling me that, and not only do I hate being called it, but I hate that people keep going-to me constantly, why can't they just.... but i digress...), but no luck. If need be, I can post a few more samples.

sell, sell, sell

I know, boring. more porno clips (although I'm making you work for it, clicking only gets you to the old post, then ya gotta click again), more admonitions to buy (making all you non-Americans feel bad cuz you can't visit my eBay auctions), and little or nothing about my exciting life, failing marriage, exhausting job, illegitimate children, lottery winnings, thoughts on CNNtubeDEBATES, or that weird thing about folks in Florida getting so upset about Nagel. Sheez, sure his "art" was goddawful, but the man died 20 years ago, give him a break.

dunno why pic didn't show up yesterday, but post has been redone....

30 years ago....

Can you guess who had this ad fighting the "Save Our Children" campaign?

sellsellsell

back off sister, I saw him first!

running late (again)

discuss

.....yeah yeah, eBay

Your phone's off the hook (but you're not)

I'm a terrible, terrible person, I know. Just ask any of the folks who've written a nice email, politely asking if I can figure out who is in a picture, where they can get a certain old video, etc. Years ago, sans boyfriend or job, I would eagerly try to figure out the answer to these help-me-find-my-porno questions. And even if I couldn't figure it out, I'd take a stab, and at least give them an idea where they might begin to look. But, alas, I'm older, fatter (notice you haven't seen any recent self-naughtypics? - heehee!), lazier, and just exhausted from work. So it's gotten to the point that I often never get around to even responding with a quick "I dunno", let alone an exhaustive search with the right answer. But a few weeks back, I got an email when I just happened to be online, bored, and it was about a Fred Halsted movie (A Night At Halsted's), and the guy saw my page on the soundtrack and wanted to know where to get it. It's an amazing soundtrack for a porno film, with various punk and new wave - Devo, The Jam, Patti Smith (and some crap that was labeled new wave at the time but kinds sucks) tunes in the film. I quickly responded that it was never commercially available, but after me and two friends figured out all the songs, one of my buddies actually put together a CD. Trouble is, my CD drive hasn't worked in about a year, and I had no way of uploading it. That was the email. But then I went on to Soulseek, and within 2 hours, got all 26 tunes in mp3 format! To make a long story a tad shorter, I reconstructed my page on the soundtrack, and added all the songs, including a zipfile containing all of them. Figuring my bandwidth hasn't been a problem in sooooo long, it might not hurt to do this - so here's the revised page - A NIGHT AT HALSTED'S SOUNDTRACK - let me know what you think. (And by the way, the poor guy who wrote me? Since my email sounded like I might not ever get around to uploading the songs, he bought most on iTunes, plus a few odd CD's to flesh it out, before I got back to him with the good news - ooops!)

you only call when you need money

After months and months of staying away, I'm back on eBay with a handful of auctions up. Some amateur Bobby Garcia, some pre-condom, etc. Can look at titles here, at my eBay page. (most of you know you have to be a registered eBay member, in the States, to see the naughty stuff, right?)

If you do not take the vow
You can eat the sacred cow

bow down mister

word of the day

Today I introduce a new feature: Word of the Day. Longtime readers know that the chances of me ever doing word of the day again are pretty slim. Lazy, forgetful, inconsistent, or doing this page for too many years, whatever it is, just don't hold your breath. Meanwhile, this new word tickled me - leatherpause - and you should check out the blogger who coined it.