bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

OK. bits of details are coming back to me. The oddest part is realizing, after being awake for several hours, that the pajama bottoms I'...

hungover. 5 pints of beer is a lot for 140-lb me. 3 aspirin, one orange juice, and on my second cup of coffee, the temptation to crawl back ...

Currently listening to: Ali Farka Toure Currently hating: Gov. Mitt Romney (btw - who the hell voted for this guy? his name is Mitt? ...

OK, due to my "connectivity issues" (no, that's not a euphemism for my inability to attract the interest of a single member ...

As the words I need sex got typed here yesterday morning, of course that put the whammy on it. Oh well.

i need to get sex this weekend

call me Mr. Chairface gulp. If he's face sitting , I don't need a silly test to tell me what I'm doing!

home movies are hard I found this sorting thru some old videotapes - from back when I wanted to be a film maker (stop laughing) I can...

Name: Erik Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Marital Status: Not married. 47 6'4.5" 205 musc Hobbies & Interests...

Bill Ward Do not adjust your TV set. Still gay; still porno-crazed; still rambling; definately not straight - not even curious. BUT - I ...

Now that Andy lives under the Queensboro Bridge , I wonder if he'd like to borrow my troll cap ?

grrrrrrrr! Ever have an internet/computer problem, call for help, wait on hold forever, you're on your 2nd technician and you hear the ...

you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick This post from bentkid reminded me of my favorite George Carlin routine. I was ...

unpleasant, uncouth, and tawdry "Many of the photographs were of nude male models, usually posed with some object in front of their gen...

BAT DUDE AND THROBBIN "Cum Crazed Criminals!" directed by: Ansel Rainier and Vincent DePaul (1989) Starring: Beau Beaum...

Who wants to see a clip from Beau Beaumont's best movie - the 1989 "classic" BAT DUDE AND THROBIN ? (Yeah, I know I already di...

I don't think I'd ever fall for a straight guy, but everytime I listen to one of the two Yo La Tengo CD's I have, I am so impre...

scroll over my body I should be doing other things, but a link from an AOL chat profile brought me to this guy's site with a cheesy mou...

I'm sure I'm not the first person who's been mindlessly trolling the AOL chatrooms with the TV on in the background, then turned...

I've been trying to spare y'all the dozens of snapshots I've taken each day of the mourning doves nesting on my window sill - bu...