Gosh, I don't think I can handle much more of this non-stop partying! This apartment looks like a pig sty everymorning, with the Haagen Daz cartons, empty bags of chips, and what the HELL did I make in that microwave at 3am?

And what is the socially appropriate thing to do when you haven't seen someone in like 2 years, someone you used to hang out with all the time, but haven't seen or talked to in 2 years, and you know you really should say hey, and there he is, 3 feet away from you, 2 a.m., his hands in his own pants while his face is unzipping some guy's trousers?

Wanna see some HOT GAY SEX? I think I see Aiden Shaw and Donnie Russo in there, but the music is too funny!