Ever have your hands tied behind your back by a complete stranger? A hairy big-dicked guy who tells you how he's going to abuse your mouth all night, and into the next day, as he pulls the rope a little tighter, and teases you with his hairy balls? He gruffly says "good boy" as you wimper, gently chewing on his nipples? Ever feel your dick get rock hard as a big-dicked guy describes how he's going to leave you in the closet all day, so you can only think about him, and when he gets home, and what you can do for him when he gets home? Ever have a big-dicked guy make you keep your eyes focused totally on his eyes, as you take both his balls in your mouth, then watch his eyes glaze over as you manage to reach down with your tongue, licking his hairy ass, all the while keeping both balls in your mouth? Ever have a big-dicked guy tease you for nearly two hours, not letting your mouth taste his meaty thick cock, but holding it over your face, as your tongue tries, but fails, to reach up to it? Ever find yourself begging, absolutely begging, to get your face fucked, using words like "sir" and "please" like you've never meant them before?

Me either.
I'm just a caveman.
Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes, when I read about Blogger A-List Slash Fiction, "memes", TransAtlantic Blog Tours, or "powerpaks", it makes me want to get off my computer.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.

I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a big-dicked hairy man finally pushes his hard cock into my face, I don't ask questions, I just say "thank you, sir."