Today, I'm Diana Ross in Mahogany

Hmmmm, after reading this article (via Jocko - thanks) this morning, I've learned that I am a straight-acting straight guy. Or is that a straight-acting gay guy? Um, well, anyway, fortunately, by losing some weight and adding little details to my wardrobe, I'll be able to pass for gay when it is to my advantage. Phewwww.

But seriously, waking up and thinking "Today, I'm Diana Ross in Mahogany" is progress, eh?