this just in..........

"Ok. It's true. I beat off in the bathroom at work.

Thanks for the pics."

from an email I received this morning, from another blogger. While I'm certainly happy to hear about how employed people go about their day, I don't think I know this guy (and I can't find a pic anywhere on his webpage, so I don't even know if I should develop one of my blogcrushes on him). And it would be soooooooo uncool to mention his name, right? Besides the fact that I would never do that, I'm hoping to get him to share more details, like which pics he beat off to, did he bring his computer monitor into the bathroom for this whack-off session, does he makes noises when he beats off at work, is there like a work-sponsored beat-off party in the bathroom, etc? And speaking of beating off, I rarely, RARELY beat-off at my desk here. I just can't get into the cyber-sex thing. Pretty obvious, I guess, that typing just doesn't mix well with whacking ( I like my right hand to do most of the work while my left hand pulls down firmly on my balls, and I haven't figured out how to type with my feet yet). But the other day, I had a great whack-off session - totally unexpected, cuz I was just going thru some regular blogreads, and came across.... oops, I didn't really mean it that way... anyway, I was reading this guy's blog and he mentioned a trailer for his performance called "Potty Mouth". So, I forgot to turn the sound up on my computer, and began watching the thing sans sound - I highly recommend it! I got so hard, I had to whack off right then! But don't expect to see sex, pal. It's a clip from his show, but somehow, that mouth frantically moving around......... (I guess you can tell I like good mouths) Later, when I realized it was supposed to have sound, I re-watched it. But still, now I couldn't go to his upcumming performance, cuz I'm afraid I might re-live my first reaction, and being in a public space, I just, well........