........well, I woke up wearing someone else's underwear, I guess that's good. Oh yeah, it was good. He actually giggled when I asked him to leave them, the cute young fuzzy thing. Once he had showered and dressed, I pulled the black Hanes on and walked him the 3 feet from the bed to the door, kissed him goodnight (or was that good morning?) then scurried into the kitchen for some food.

No, really, let me know if you need to send me your old porn.