velcro cockring give-a-way

Ok, finally (sorta) getting my act together about the velcro cockring giveaway - if you want to be one of 5 participants, this is what you have to do:

• e-mail me - explicity telling me WHY you think you deserve this freebie
• promise that you will, within 2 weeks of receipt of the cockring, email me back a good pic wearing it (yourself, your boyfriend, a trick, etc) AND/OR a description of when/how you liked using it (or didn't like it) - the important thing is to be reasonably concise, but vivid ("the damn thing couldn't hold the weight of my massive meat, so I gave up" "I finally got up the nerve to go to one of those porno boothstores just outside of town, and this guy pushed his way into my booth, unzipped, and I thought - 'gee, let's see how BJ's velcro cockring looks on this guy'")
• provide a valid U.S. mailing address

note: I will not reveal the identity or homepage/blog of anyone who asks, and/or wins, unless YOU tell me you want it - the anonymity might just help you make it more interesting, but it will be your choice to make. ASS-uming I get more than 5 requests, please don't take it personally if you don't get win one. P.S. to the eager beaver who emailed his shipping address over a week ago - yes, "it's in the mail"