..... more listings..... (that's 90's Falcon star Johnny Hanson, but you knew that already) .... when I tried posting the MEN magazine issue with Scott O'Hara (little pornstar big porndick, author of Autopornography) - you remember that famous one where he's all "punked out" in his mohawk? - well, the eBay censor-bot spurted this out:

The following is provided to protect you from listing a prohibited item on eBay.

eBay does not permit the listing of sexually oriented material that features bodily fluids. A listing containing any reference or innuendo that refers to bodily fluids will likely be found to violate this policy and will not be permitted.

I gosh Scott's nom de pornpunk "Spunk" isn't acceptable for eBay.

grrrrrr