DEMOCRATIC PARTY VISA PLATINUM CARD

It's not often that I wish I was a member of the Republican Party - but getting this mailing every three weeks for several months now, promising me low low rates, until November 2004, really reminds you of how stupid the Democrats are, or probably more so - how stupid they think we are.

"LOW LOW 3.99% fixed interest rates until November 2004 - but once we get back in the White House - WATCH OUT! Interest rates - THROUGH THE ROOF! INFLATION? - Can you say JIMMY CARTER? We'll be TAXING and SPENDING you back into double-digit UNEMPLOYMENT LINES!!"

sign me up!