from the THIS SUCKS (and not in the good way) Dept.

Can you imagine flipping thru a copy of HX magazine and discovering that the DOUBLE HEADED DISCO party at NOWHERE has been "pre-empted" by the BIG LUG party? Imagine being the DJs/hosts, my pals Jeff and Pete, who had done all the publicity, posters, flyers, etc., for this Gay Pride Weekend and finding out thru the fuckin' ad in the tacky gay magazine? Grrrrrrr! Looks like I'll be heading uptown for CRUISING instead!