And to his reindeer, say, "Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen," Ole! Ole! Ole!

grrrrr! I tried - I really, really tried! I was so happy to get my 12-inch Giant Single of Charo's "(Mamacita) Donde Esta Santa Claus?". And of course I planned on sharing it with y'all. But, alas, I just can't figure out how to connect the f*^kin' turntable to the P.C. to make an mp3!!! Maybe a pal of mine can do it for me, but that might not be in time for Xmas!!! arrrggghhhh!