AOL hell

ok, so, i was, um FUCKIN' HORNY the other night!!! it was a weird night, and was starting to get me down (usually happens late on sundays, after the Simpsons, its all downhill, right?) but I was getting all sorts of weird AOL and M4M messages...one guy has seen me around the neighborhood, blah blah blah, but I didnt for the life of me recognize his pic, and his profile made it sound like I wouldn't have enough chems or orifices for his needs anyway. another guy wrote that he had just fucked two guys, and needed some head. gee, I felt SOOOOOO honored to be designated as the one to get his special load, ya know??!!

then there was the really hot guy from the dogrun/phone line that wanted to exchange pics, then mysteriously got disconnected from AOL as soon as he downloaded my pic..... YUP, the old ego was doing really really well by about that time. so, I still have plenty of unwatched porn here, and was about to turn the P.C. off and become my own best friend (again) when some guy popped up, familiar name, pleasant profile, but I feared he was a friend of a friend.....but what the heck, can't hurt to chat, right?

so, I wasn't feeling particularly clever at that point, and our conversation quickly slowed to a few "cool"'s, and "yup, me too"'s so i sent a tame pic, figuring I could put the same whammy on HIS computer as I had apparently to the previous gentleman - but, nope, didn't work! he sent his pic, wasn't the friend of a friend I was worried about, and he looked really nice. so, some more chat, I joked that I had run out of witty remarks, but I could send a cock shot, so he perked up, said "please do" and he liked it, sent his, his looked nice...and we started making plans..... he's close by, I can bike over there, blah blah blah.
then, a message: gee, I have to be up early, can't stay up late so i say, no prob, quick is cool, if we like each other, we can try again.... BAMM! I get the "member not online" message damn! I knew doing the moutwash thing before actually getting his address was risky, and there ya go! so, all that was left for me to do was pick which one of the 50-70 vidoes I own would work for me ... then he popped back up, apologizing for his bad connection, so.... I biked my lil butt over there, and hell, he looked much better in person, I stayed much longer than we had planned, he even offered the "overnite" thing, but he had to be up at 6:30, and I was sorta wired from a day of coffee-drinking, but we lingered over a few more kisses, and both agreed we wanted to see each other again.... cool, eh?

next day

I knew he was at work, and we hadn't exchanged phone numbers, but I wanted to hear from him, but didnt want to email him too soon..... finally, around 9:30 or 10, I log onto that screenname, compose a simple: "hey, had a nice time, handsome" note, sent it off, and I hear my computer say: "the mail has arrived, master" and there, in my mailbox, is a message from him, apparently we both got online simultaneously, and his note, similar to mine, but a bit longer, expressed that HE had a nice time, and wants to do "it" again... we chatted live after that, and he kinda apologized for not being available right then, but had to take the dog out (oooh, dogboy! did I mention i've wanted a dog boy for about 2 years now???) and also promised to stop by friends to get a bite to eat.... and he said he has more freetime later in the week, so..... I know I've jinxed the whole thing by writing this, but, I don't have a job with the requisiste sassy best-friend "how was YOUR weekend" co-worker thing, so.... cross your fingers for me, he's got a cute butt, cuter face!!

PORN oh yeah, who cares about BJ's sexcapades when we've got PORN to talk about. quick review of this weekend's features:

• Catching Up - still havent finished this one, cuz the story is cool, with Keith falling for Jayson, but Jayson being weary of getting serious with a guy who's in the process of breaking up with his first boyfriend
• FADE IN finally watched this one, knowing I had very fond memories of Jon King in that spider web, and worried that 15 years later, it may well not seem so sexy. Well, not as hot as I had remembered, of course, but, the interesting thing is, the MUSIC - yup, again, cool music, this time, I swear to god it's the soundtrack from VERTIGO!!!! playing while Jon gets the great blowjob from cute lil Gino Del Mar - I only wished Gino buried his face in Jon's cute lil butt for more than 12 seconds, but I guess thats what the REWIND button is for, eh?
• Passing Strangers gosh, this is a film from 1975, I think, black and white, soooo incredible, I highly recommend it - BUT not for the sex. the guys don't really turn me on, but I dug the story a lot, and the filmmaking is real real cool - lingering shots of Polk St in San Francisco, footage of some gay pride event, hairy hippie guys smiling for the camera, hugging, kissing, its just great!!

ok, coffee needs warming up, got like 4 or 5 items to ship out, and need to clean up this pigpen if I ever want to have a guest in my apt again!