so, I had all these cool links and shit set up for a nifty blog to promote my porn auctions on eBay, and they went and cancelled 5 of my adult auctions! Apparently, I described the sexual activity going on in the videos, and, well, it's just not done; you're supposed to buy the merchandise without having a clue what happens! But, but the time you read this, I may have some stuff up, so take a look.............

.....please?

.......or, just ship your old, unwanted porn to me.... more on that over the weekend.........