Another Saturday Night and.......

looking thru AOL chatrooms, as well as the m4m4sex4m4m site, there were so many choices online last night

• deepsweetass - - "Mom, this is my new boyfriend, deepsweetass. Deepsweetass, this is mom."
  
• bottomsup - - hmmm, wonder what he's into?
  
• midnightbuffet4u - - oh damn, and I just brushed my teeth.
  
• PwrBallBtm - - ouch
  
• Loco4sex - - and I'm loco4cocopuffs
  
• BendMeOverNY - - um, the city, or the whole state? (oh wait, I just looked at the pic, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)
  
• Arroz con Leche - - ok, so my spanish is a bit rusty; is that chicken with milk?
  
• sweetblkhole - - "Sweetblkhol, this is my boyfriend, deepsweetass. Deepsweetass, this is sweetblkhol; can you fellas wait here while i run out and get some more Crisco, I seem to have run out?"
  
• ChelseaFuckHole - - isn't that redundant? (sorry, lower east side joke)
  
• GoSlowAtFirstOK - - you betcha, dude; now shuddup and bendover!
  
• bigdkdphole so, I guess this guy's equipped to go fuck himself, eh?

  plus:
  

• musclepigduo, Anonymousfuckhole, BigJuicyDad, and so many more.
  and lastly,
  
  
• absolutedaddy - - who had this in his AOL profile:
  Marital Status: SGWM, 55 ,5'11",170#,dk.blnd/brn
  Hobbies: Seeking that special guy ( over 30 please ), to enjoy special times together. Married & Bi welcome!
  Computers: Not into one night stands, just a loving, caring and honest relationship.

  Hmmmm. something about the "hobbies" and "computers" section that don't quite add up......
  
  
  

ok, so here I am making fun of all these guys, who, like me, are just looking for a little love. So, in "fairness", here's my m4m4sex4m4m ad:

fuzzy
hairy guy VERY ORAL

5'8", 140; ORAL (your balls and cock) 7-1/2, FUZZY; lower east side, easy-going. Quick bj's, or long-term, let's see where chemistry takes us.