can you say Gratuitous Underwear Pics ?

Naw, seriously, I figured I'm poking (fun) at those other guys, I should at least show some of my own sordid eBay past. Meanwhile, last night, I was in the middle of apologizing to some AOL'er about being an a-hole a few weeks back, mostly because he lives in far far away Williamsburg, and he's also only 25, but then I saw his pics (schwing!), and... well, the gods got their revenge. The power went out on just one line in my apartment, of course the computer and tv line, so I wasn't back up until 11 am (banging on the super's door - HURRAY!!! I MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING ONLINE!!!!)