gulp.

a quick look at my stats (you non-website/blog owners may go to sleep now) shows that I hit an all-time record # of hits today. I won't be so tacky as to say how many, but I will be tacky enough to say I suspect the recent invasion of str8 lurkers. Now, I got nuthin' against y'all (and I won't claim that some of ya are my best friends, cuz that would be a whopper, and I mean a lie, not a juicy fat dick........... mmmmmmm, juicy fat dick....), but, just, um, don't do it in front of me, k?