Do you really think that just by emailing me and telling me that I am the best porno blogger ever, that I will post a clip from the WORST JEFF STRYKER VIDEO EVER? (Seriously, it's really bad - I have the official Jeff Styker signature/numbered gold-label (#117981) cassette - the color fluctuates wildly, the Casio-made music is awful, and he doesn't even wear the Santa Suit in the video!)