I am working extra shifts this weekend, and am taking tonight off in exchange for that. My ideal plans are.... hot man in my bed with me watching West Wing and Law and Order; then 30 minutes of hot sweaty sex from 11-11:30; then, still cum-encrusted, we have ice cream and snuggle while watching a rerun of the Simpsons from 11:30 -12; more sex after midnight, falling asleep sometime after 1 a.m.; he leaves sometime after dawn, but not before a few minutes of teasing my morning hard-on.

Reality: staying online with my "lets have sex" AOL screename all night with no takers all the while eating everthing in the refrigerator and cupboards while watching hours and hours of reruns on TV.