free porno!
don't get too excited, it's a 30 minute Vivid Video compilation VHS tape called
BEAR that doesn't work so well. One VCR it plays poorly, with lots of lines and distorted audio; the other VCR it plays "adequately" - lines, but they don't really interfere too much. So, first guy (sorry, U.S. only) who emails and says
"I WANT THAT CRAPPY BEAR TAPE" gets it, shipped via Media Mail.