Tuesday, January 30, 2007

HEAVY EQUIPMENT

Hallelujah! He was shorter than me! This was going to be a fine working relationship. Dark-haired, with a rugged Gentleman's Quarterly face and the body of a well-endowed gorilla, Roger was a natural. He was born to be a sex idol. It was immediately apparent to me that there was a vast difference between us. Evan as we were being introduced I was painfully aware that I was a carefully merchandised, somewhat handsome actor playing the role of a virile male animal. He was the real thing. Roger the hunk. Roger the perfect sex machine. Even his teeth were perfect. His smile was natural. His naiveté' was honest. Maybe I had been able to create a pretty convincing portrait of a sex symbol, but next to Roger I was no longer a portrait. I was a cheap print, and I was absolutely sure that everyone in the room knew it. - Jack Wrangler, from: The Jack Wrangler Story: What's A Nice Guy Like You Doing?

Arrgghhhh! Goshdarnit! I tried, really I did - 3 friggin times - to covert a clip from that classic 3-D gay porno film, Heavy Equipment from VHS to a digital file, but ARRGGHHHH!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

nice stick

Monday, January 22, 2007

my two dads

I suppose it's some sort of heterophobia that is preventing me from posting the entire picture, with the blond chick trying to get both schlongs into her face...... but assuming that some of my readers don't share my fears, you can click the pic to get the entire original photograph.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

more Jack
Kansas City Trucking Co. - JACK WRANGLER

director: Joe Gage (1976)

Starring: Richard Locke, Jack Wrangler, Steve Boyd, Duff Paxton, Kurt Williams ("Desert Rat"), Dane Tremmell, Skip Shepherd, Bud Jaspar, and Maria Reina (Boyd's girl - non-sexual role).

So, the previous scene shows Jack whacking it in Steve's imagination/dream. Just after that Steve wakes up, and whacks off while Richard Locke continues to drive the truck, and whacks off as well. Falling back asleep, Steve imagines his first gay sexual experience, with Jack giving him a blowjob (and some Dos Equus for lubrication!)

update - OOPS! I forgot the link for folks who want to download ------ Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

What's A Nice Boy Like You Doing?
Kansas City Trucking Co. - JACK WRANGLER WHACK-OFF

director: Joe Gage (1976)

Starring: Richard Locke, Jack Wrangler, Steve Boyd, Duff Paxton, Kurt Williams ("Desert Rat"), Dane Tremmell, Skip Shepherd, Bud Jaspar, and Maria Reina (Boyd's girl - non-sexual role).

GA-damn! I love this scene! I know, I know, many of you think it's just a Jack Wrangler jack-off scene; which of course it is, and can be enjoyed for that reason alone. He's got a hot, hard body; he f*ckin' loves his cock (thick, hard, floppy even - who wouldn't) and loves whacking it; and the slo-mo cumshot is great - especially if you've ever seen it on the big screen - you poor, poor youngin's will never have that experience! But my god, combine the superb i-love-my-cock masturbation technique of Mr. Jack Wrangler, and the excellent film-making skills of Joe Gage.... See, at this early point in the story, "str8" Steve Boyd is just about to be inducted into the hot hot world of MAN ON MAN SEX. He thought he caught Jack and Richard Locke just finishing up having sex when he first reports for the job; and so "subconsciously" he's "curious" about his boss Jack. Now, asleep on a long cross-country trek with Locke driving, he dreams of Wrangler, Wrangler's body, Wrangler's cock. Not quite "gay" - it's just a guy doing what a guy does - whacking off; but it's one step further, he totally loves whacking off, and has a fantastic time doing it - alone. Add the slightly distorted highway sounds, the streetlights and occasionally headlights, and it's a perfect Jack Wrangler dream sequence. After this scene, Boyd will get bold enuf to whack off in the passenger's seat of the truck as Richard Locke does the same..... (another dream sequence follows, and if you're lucky I'll post it) and by the end of the movie, Boyd is in the middle of what would become a Joe Gage standard - full-on orgy sequence. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

i heart jack wrangler
JOCKS

director: Gary Austin (1980) (producer: William Higgins)

Starring: Jack Wrangler, Derrick Stanton, Alex Hall, Barry Bingham, Bart Roberts, Jason Long, and Matt Levi

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Dov, bear extraordinaire

A loyal reader in Sweden (his words, not mine) reports that my January 5th post mistakenly misidentifies the lovely hairy crotch that I posted. It is NOT Colt model Pete Kuzak, but an equally lovely (and beautifully hairy!) man who goes by the name "Dov". His email contained these 3 pics, along with a few others, and an offer of more. Anyone want to see more? Anyone have more info on this hot hairy man? Thanks, Bear35!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

don't fence me in?

or, Good fences make good neighbors

Saturday, January 06, 2007

another rerun, i know, i know; but i have no time to do all the work involved in picking out a clip, recording, converting, uploading, still-pic-capturing, etc
THE ROUNDABOUTS

Director: Dick Martin (1972)

Starring: Mark Richards, Glenn Brock, Darryl Hughes, Roy Clark, Ed Conway, Dave Lewis

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Friday, January 05, 2007

wallpaper

several years ago, this image was my computer monitor's wallpaper. I think it's Colt model Pete Kuzak.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

coffee and

At this hour, this pic means I am in my underwear, sipping coffee, dreading the bike ride to work, looking thru my "C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\transferred documents\My Pictures 3" folder for some hot pic to post before hoping in the shower and getting out of here in the next few minutes

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

ahhh, don't have to work for 6 more hours, then my work week officially begins (I kinda consider sunday's brunch waitering shift to be last week/last year) ugh. but, meanwhile, i've got a few hours to play with giftcards!