Wednesday, May 30, 2007

"Call me Shane," he said. He never told us more.

Another one of those porn stars on my "to do" list - er, I mean, doing a filmography, like I did for Bob's lover, Roy Garrett.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Friday, May 25, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

dear supernice neighbor

This should make my ex-readers laugh, (same thing happened with my neighbor after Bjork's previous release!) - but oh, right........
actually, just yesterday morning, when I was preparing a porno clip, I got an email - "I'm so glad you've come to your senses." grrrrrr! Actually, it was a nice email, to be fair, there was a compliment or two in there as well; so that's why I posted the HOMOGENIC t-shirt pic yesterday. And I have two more bjorkt-shirts, so above is another in the collection. Meanwhile, for the folks who like the occasional bjorkmusicfile, here ya go. I still can't decide if I like the mash-up, but since that LFO guy is playing on Bjork's current tour, and uses bits from Freak during Hyperballad, I figured it might be fun for the 3 people still downloading files from me.

Hyperballad - Freak (mash-up)

Hyperballad - LIVE! United Palace

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Monday, May 21, 2007

Paul this is Kyle; Kyle, this is Paul

Friday, May 18, 2007

eat yer vegetables

gosh, he's so limber!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

damn colonists!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

i'm super, thanks for asking
busy busy busy (not interesting busy, just work and out-in-the-spring-air busy), and late for work. more later(ish)

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

neither here nor there

Monday, May 07, 2007

sticks and stones (and car parts, bottles and cutlery.....)
garsh, 3 more emails from "former" "readers" who don't care for the new all-Bjork, all-the time theme here at BJorkLAND! Well, I'm sorry, but ya see, we is seeing her again tomorrow night at THE APOLLO - this time my buddy SCOTT (who has all sorts of porno on his site) is coming with me. And the friggin CD (VOLTA!) comes out tomorrow, too! WOO-HOO! 6 years of archives with debauchery, porno pics, various not-so-hidden porno clips amongst it all, and tales my BF would really rather weren't in the public domain, and 2 weeks of being a silly teenager about ..... awwww, what am I doing??!

and all that ad revenue I'm loosing!


anyone who has a blog knows, it's all about whacking your own little cock, and making your own little pubes sticky with cum; and this month, I get HARD (very HARD) dancing around the apartment with the latest from probably the only pure pleasure of my adult life - Ms. Bjork. Sorry ya can't find any porno elsewhere on the interweb......... but I'm only into this to ENJOY.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

So long
"I can appreciate that you like Bjork ... I do too, but that's not why I go to your site. So long"

Now, I shouldn't get all defensive about one person not liking the new ALL BJORK!, ALL THE TIME! theme here at BJ(ork)LAND - but maybe I should get back to the porno-crazed ramblings.....

(NOT!) ---- a coupla selections from Wednesday's show -

I gotta tell you - I was fairly ambivalent about this guy, Antony Hegarty (of Antony And The Johnsons) doing a duet with Bjork (2, in fact, on this new album); and the horrible quality UTube recording of DULL FLAME performed in Reykjavik a few weeks back made me fairly nervous. And even when she introduced him adorably at the show Wednesday night, with a very enthusiastic reception from the crowd, it started off awkward and a bit "off". She was fine, able to compete with the rather overpowering back-up. But then, about 2 or 3 minutes in, he hit his stride, and WOW! What a match! What a beautiful song, and beautiful pairing - really nice. Can't wait for the album to arrive - OLI emailed me that it shipped (from England) Thursday morning.

And speaking of LIVE recordings.... I emailed 6 friends of mine last week with a secret link to a zipped folder of the complete show she did at Coachella - and not one responded - no "thank you", no "link doesn't work", no "stop sending me these files, you know I don't like Bjork" - NADA! grrrrrrr! Needless to say they ain't getting the Radio City mp3's!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

.......great night...... ears still a bit sore........ and the BF was singing "DECLARE INDEPENDENCE - Don't Let Them Do THAT To You!" while we biked home.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Raise Your Flag!

Guaranteed to annoy neighbors, boyfriends, and quite possibly yourself - LIVE! - Declare Independence - off to work, then Radio City - woo-hoo!

oh yeah - and for those of you not lucky enough to be seeing her, you can listen to this Saturday's New York City show live - info here at, courtesy of New York's Public Radio.