Monday, January 28, 2008

might look like fun, but...

... I am not looking forward to this work week

Saturday, January 26, 2008

gosh i suk- and not in the good way (OK, i do it in the good way, but what I mean here, for this post, is i suk in the bad way) Short version: I'm excited to be going out tonight, 2nd weekend in a row, which is very very rare for me these days, but it's DOUBLE HEADED DISCO's 3rd anniversary (see post below). I'm excited not just 'cause i had a small hand in naming this monthly event, but it should be fun to see friends I haven't seen in awhile, catch up, hear music I don't usually listen to, consume alcohol on a cold cold January night, etc. And the adorable BF enjoys the music, so he's agreed to do come with. And then I'm over at my pal's music blog, Be Your Dog, and he's posted about tonight's party, and ewwwww, there's an old pic of me, with my long scraggly beard, wearing a red shirt, and I think, i don't wear red shirts, til I realize it's the shirt part of the longjohns I'm wearing... but I digress... so anyway, he links back here, and I can't remember if I have Jeffy linked up top where it says [elsewhere] with the group of blogpeople at the top part of the drag-down menu, or further down with the miscellaneous websites, like Bjork, and Joe Gage, and Guide To Springfield, and such.... and D'oh! - I don't have him anywhere, ferchrissakes!

So, all that to say that I do have many interesting and exciting links in that drop down menu, and yes, locals should join us tonight for this fun evening at Nowhere Bar, and yes, I suk as a friend, and least in bloggerland.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

if I can sober up by Saturday.....
Legend has it that in January of 2004
a known homosexual was planning an aquarian celebration.

He approached Nowhere's purveyors of entertainment to inquire
"if I plan une fete ici, pourriez-vous jouer only disco seulment?"

An all disco set? They didn't think twice.

But what to call such a party?

Legend has it that a light appeared in the east village sky
and a known Pornologist had an epiphany.

"Let it be called... DOUBLE HEADED DISCO!" he exclaimed.

And so, on the last cold snowy Saturday of January 2004
a new night was born.



Sunday, January 20, 2008

9 days 'til Florida
Mr. Mayor, how many decades has it been since we've had a BALD PRESIDENT?

Sorry, dude, more like 4 --- closer to 5, actually....

OK kiddies, have we had enuf of this guy thinking he can win??? sheesh! FLORIDA FLORIDA FLORIDA, we are looking to you to put us out of our misery and get this guy off the news (and my TV) and back into private practice.... 9 more days 'til Florida's primary, he'll lose (again), and perhaps finally get the message - "you might be America's Mayor, but ya ain't America's President".

Iowa, 4%, 6th place

Wyoming, 0%, 4th place (pretty good for no votes!)

New Hampshire, 9%, 4th place

Michigan, 3%, 6th place

Nevada, 4%, 6th place

South Carolina, 4%, 6th place

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Bill Cable (Stoner) not having sex
Cooling It

director: Rip Colt (1970's - released on videotape 1989)

Starring: Stoner (Bill Cable), Brian Dexter, unidentified man, "Dick"

He only appeared in two porno films as far as I can tell, the one above, Cooling It, and an interesting performance in
Wakefield Poole
's Bijou. Neither one does he actually have sex, but you do get to drool over his superhandsome face and lickable body. In the Colt film above, here's the ad text: "Stoner isn't your usual auto mechanic. Not by a long shot. On the street, you'd certainly catch the impact of his extraordinary good looks, but you wouldn't get a clue to his lifestyle. Well, Colt takes you behind the scenes - from Stoner burning up the highways on his powerful motorcycle to home - and Stoner's little secret. We got it all - including that very important phone call." (See below for ad reprint)

Ya have to wonder how many folks were disappointed after paying $28 bucks for the film, and NOT seeing Stoner whack it, but instead two other men - adorable Brian Dexter and "Dick" whack off separately. Probably why the film wasn't released onto video until 1989 as part of Rip Colt's Sex Rated Home Movies. And as much as I think the Mr Cable is hot, what I want to know after watching this clip is - who's that bearded stud whacking off in the shower??! Grrrrrr! Maybe one of you COLT fanatics can help us out and identify him?

Click one of the pics above to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or click here if you want to download and save for later.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

mayor dangleschlong

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

more Bill Cable

(who's yer buddy?)

Friday, January 11, 2008

Bill Cable

Saturday, January 05, 2008

must be the ears....

so here's a fun game for you hardcore readers who haven't yet given up on me - skim the '07 archives for promises I've made that I haven't actually acted on. A NOT good example would be a week or two back regarding the The Motorcyclist and the Harvard Man post, where I almost promised to post part of the w/s sequence that is missing from 99.9% of the video versions, and 100% of the DVD versions of El Paso. But feel free to find a real promise I didn't live up to, call me on it, and I promise to....


Tuesday, January 01, 2008

fancy new
camera. I suppose I coulda been more creative in showing off my new toy, but this was quick and easy, and a way to make the BF laugh (the generous giftee was from him) because he was sure I'd be snapping self-butt pics and posting them as soon as we got back in town from visiting my family for xmas. I love the caemra, but I have to admit it's a bit intimidating. Tiny, lightweight, I think I'm gonna drop it and it's got zillions of features that may take years to learn. But I got some nice family shots (not to be shown here, of course), and some nice video of same family, as well as a bit of Wacker Drive and Shedd Aquarium. hope your holidays were good, and I'm spending the rest of the evening relaxing before mini-hell week begins at work.