Monday, January 28, 2008
Saturday, January 26, 2008
So, all that to say that I do have many interesting and exciting links in that drop down menu, and yes, locals should join us tonight for this fun evening at Nowhere Bar, and yes, I suk as a friend, and least in bloggerland.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
if I can sober up by Saturday.....
a known homosexual was planning an aquarian celebration.
He approached Nowhere's purveyors of entertainment to inquire
"if I plan une fete ici, pourriez-vous jouer only disco seulment?"
An all disco set? They didn't think twice.
But what to call such a party?
Legend has it that a light appeared in the east village sky
and a known Pornologist had an epiphany.
"Let it be called... DOUBLE HEADED DISCO!" he exclaimed.
And so, on the last cold snowy Saturday of January 2004
a new night was born.
SATURDAY JANUARY 26
DOUBLE HEADED DISCO
THE BIRTH OF CONNIE
Sunday, January 20, 2008
9 days 'til Florida
Sorry, dude, more like 4 --- closer to 5, actually....
OK kiddies, have we had enuf of this guy thinking he can win??? sheesh! FLORIDA FLORIDA FLORIDA, we are looking to you to put us out of our misery and get this guy off the news (and my TV) and back into private practice.... 9 more days 'til Florida's primary, he'll lose (again), and perhaps finally get the message - "you might be America's Mayor, but ya ain't America's President".
Iowa, 4%, 6th place
Wyoming, 0%, 4th place (pretty good for no votes!)
New Hampshire, 9%, 4th place
Michigan, 3%, 6th place
Nevada, 4%, 6th place
South Carolina, 4%, 6th place
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Bill Cable (Stoner) not having sex
director: Rip Colt (1970's - released on videotape 1989)
Starring: Stoner (Bill Cable), Brian Dexter, unidentified man, "Dick"
He only appeared in two porno films as far as I can tell, the one above, Cooling It, and an interesting performance in
Wakefield Poole 's Bijou. Neither one does he actually have sex, but you do get to drool over his superhandsome face and lickable body. In the Colt film above, here's the ad text: "Stoner isn't your usual auto mechanic. Not by a long shot. On the street, you'd certainly catch the impact of his extraordinary good looks, but you wouldn't get a clue to his lifestyle. Well, Colt takes you behind the scenes - from Stoner burning up the highways on his powerful motorcycle to home - and Stoner's little secret. We got it all - including that very important phone call." (See below for ad reprint)
Ya have to wonder how many folks were disappointed after paying $28 bucks for the film, and NOT seeing Stoner whack it, but instead two other men - adorable Brian Dexter and "Dick" whack off separately. Probably why the film wasn't released onto video until 1989 as part of Rip Colt's Sex Rated Home Movies. And as much as I think the Mr Cable is hot, what I want to know after watching this clip is - who's that bearded stud whacking off in the shower??! Grrrrrr! Maybe one of you COLT fanatics can help us out and identify him?
Click one of the pics above to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or click here if you want to download and save for later.
Saturday, January 05, 2008
must be the ears....
so here's a fun game for you hardcore readers who haven't yet given up on me - skim the '07 archives for promises I've made that I haven't actually acted on. A NOT good example would be a week or two back regarding the The Motorcyclist and the Harvard Man post, where I almost promised to post part of the w/s sequence that is missing from 99.9% of the video versions, and 100% of the DVD versions of El Paso. But feel free to find a real promise I didn't live up to, call me on it, and I promise to....