bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Sunday, April 29, 2007
14 minutes, 55 seconds to go....
Last Sunday morning, we were accosted in the park by AOL NEWS. The BF refused to talk to them, but I recognized the "newsman" and decided to go for it. A magazine shoved into my face as the camera begins to roll - the answer to the first question is somewhere buried in this clip. But goshdarnit! I was only just beginning, but all i got on this internet news thingee was one lousy word - sheesh! The full "transcript" is below - was I too big a hoMO to get more than one lousy word in?
him: (shoving New York Magazine into my face) Barack Obama's Mole: Keep, Remove or Hide?
me: keep
him: why keep?
me: It's hot!
him: It's hot? Well, what if he had a scar?
me: Hmmmmm (thinking) - yeah, that would be cool.
him: So if he had a scar you would support him more?
me: I only get one vote, so I couldn't support him more.
him: But you're reconsidering him keeping the mole, and think he should remove it?
me: Only if he gets the scar (looking at the magazine again)
him: So a scar would be better?
me: Well, yeah; it's hot! Can I keep this? (grabbing the magazine)
him: Uh, no; we're on a tight budget - I need it for my interviews. (tries to grab magazine back)