Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

WHEN WILL I KNOW THE SOFT PINK TRUTH?

Andy just posted the B-52's song Give Me Back My Man, which always takes me back to Mobile Alabama, spring of 1982. My first boyfriend, a hairdresser, and his 3 drag queen best friends. We spent all our time at the Hard Act, this gay bar that had just opened (the night I met the bf, my Members Only jacket got stolen). The club had drag shows, mostly the usual "Over The Rainbow" and other wailing diva-ish stuff. I'm sure I've written about this before. It wasn't much my thing, but having a bf twice as hairy as me, and the chance to get off campus to do my drinking and dope-smoking was enuf of an excuse to hang out. But it was the older of the 3 drag queens who got me to begin to appreciate the drag queens (typical sitcom types - one older, wiser, quieter one - the other 2 always listened attentively when she spoke; one obnoxious bigoted boisterous one; and my fave, the sweet one who was saving money for "the operation" while putting herself thru secretary school) She's the one who suprised me one night coming out on stage with hair about 3 stories high as the opening notes of Give Me Back My Man blasted from the speakers - strutting around like mad, and I swear she had a plastic fish that she threw at the unknowing and mostly "uncool" audience as she lip synced "i'll give you fish" - and I was in heaven!

Has anyone seen PAUL BARRESI, SUPERSTAR? I'm just wondering how much, if any, actual gay sex there is - all the "gay" stuff of him I've seen is either solo jerk-offs, or the Control T Studios "spanking coach/daddy" stuff (and the str8 fuck in L A Tool & Die). Anyone?

speedo boner

HEY! eBay seller jxbyd999 has several of those hard-to-find, no-longer-manufactured, TRU-FIT JOCKSTRAPs w/Mesh Pouch (I got both of mine from him awhile back).

One man on a lonely platform

Speaking of orange, us lucky New Yorkers get to stay orange (as we have for 17+ months now) while the rest of you (Americans) go from orange to yellow; meanwhile, those still stuck in the pre-terror 80's simply Fade To Grey.

I'm kinda new to this "referral" thing, but apparently if you go to NAUGHTYBITS via my auctionpage link above, and you sign up, or bid and win something, I get a few cents! 2 bucks in my account so far - thanks fellas! Also, I just noticed someone posted Getting It, the magazine over there - looks good!

GETTING IT

"Hey, I don't wanna hear about your girlfriend"

director: Philip St. John (1985)

Starring: Jim Bentley, Shawn Michaels, Dane Ford, Rick Donovan, Jon King, M Ramsey, Erick Stevens, Tiege Thomas, Chris Thompson, Biff Warner, Chris Burns, Chris Allen, Tony Garret.

Jim Bentley has the hots for roommate Shawn Michaels (who wouldn't after the sexy way he puts his short short running shorts on?). They are supposed to go to a party (guys only, who only talk about wanting chicks) but Shawn takes off with some chick before they get there, and Jim gets stoned in a van with two blond guys, who notice his hardon and can't help themselves. Later at the party, Shawn catches Chris Allen looking at his dick, and to "punish" him, he makes him suck it. Then a bunch of guys line up to screw someone near the pool, and some other guys have sex upstairs, and of course there's the fantasy scen (you can tell it's a fantasy, since there's a smoke machine blowing while guys are in leather gear). Oh yeah, the theme song, "Getting It" - it totally rocks.

Gosh, 2:30, still in my underwears and drinking coffee. That box of porn that arrived yesterday has been keeping me busy. Busy cataloguing, of course. Speaking of porno, Jhames (who, by the way, is such a sweetheart - somehow he found out I don't have a driver's license, and has offered me a ride somewhere....... not sure where, though... but I digress) is still reviewing those GAY PORNO DVD's. Speaking of porno (am I repeating myself?) the YOKO VOTES still outnumber the GETTING IT votes, so, I'll just leave the Yoko link up, and delete the Porno clip I worked so hard on uploading and all...

ok - so I didn't actually say to write in and vote..... but after counting the ballots - er, ballot, which basically said:

More Yoko-Less Porno!!!!!!!!

(actually, the email said "Ono PLEASE OH PLEASE Ono" approximately 7 million times, then "more Ono, less Porno") -- so, here ya go ---- Walking Tenaglia Mix

I knew a girl who tried to walk across the lake....

hmmm. I have to pick which to post - the 12 minute Danny Tenaglia 2003 remix of Yoko Ono's Walking On Thin Ice
or
the movie trailer clip of Philip St. John's 1985 porno film Getting It - which starred Jim Bentley and Shawn Michaels as roommates who go to a party with 30 other "hot studs" including Jon King, Rick Donovan, David Ashfield and other stars of the era.

testing, testing...

OK, who's got a copy of BUTT #5 and is it true that there are naked Matmos pics? And if so, please please please scan and email them to me, please.

POST TO WATCH --- 40 GAY DVD Reviews from Jhames - I see one so far....

Can I watch?

From the "couples i love to hate/hate to love" department - Spike and Fur In L.A.

RATS!

Here I am, sitting around in my boxers, sipping coffee, reading crap blogs, having just made some phonecalls to straighten a few things out and enjoying my new disc, 100th Window, when the phone rings. Ya know, normally I don't answer the phone, but let the answering machine pick up (bill-collectors), but as I had several conversations, including a few left messages, this morning, I figured I ought to answer. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Work. And he asks for "Mike" - ya gotta love it when your boss doesn't even remember your name after 6 months of work! Granted, he's not a morning person either (even though he works during the day), and after I said "you have the wrong number" he remembered my name (we don't even have a "Mike" at work!). Day shift counter clerk called out sick at the last minute, so I promised I would be there no later than 1pm. Which means, rush to post office, come back, clean up, and head over to Ave A for a double shift -- 1pm until midnight (but hell, i need the money!)

p.s. the album is great, I'm loving it!

The rumour is that Mr. Aiden Shaw (and The Whatever - I think that's the name of his band) will be performing at Bowery Bar tomorrow, Tuesday night. Never been there, but I have greeted some of the patrons fleeing that place on Tuesday nights (Beige Bar, or Beige Night, or Bland Night, whatever...) at House of Regrets, which is conveniently located one block east of Bowery Bar. Not sure I'll make it, but ya never know.

This gentleman works for Colt. He also happens to be modeling a simple leather cockring, one much like what I've been wearing for the past 2 days, which will be posted on NAUGHTYBITS tonight or tomorrow. Now, I'm not saying that buying my cockring and wearing it will make you look like this guy, but....

Toby

Colt model Toby did much of his modeling work in the early to mid 70's, plus a couple of films for Colt as well. I can think of that great one with Bruno, plus perhaps the most famous, Chute, with Al Parker. Then he popped up in a 1982 film called Workout, from Britain's fashion photographer Alan Purnell (who was also editor of Him Monthly (aka Him Exclusive), published from 1976 thru the early 80's, I think, which also produced the film), but there appears to be little or no info on him since. The folks at Colt Studios rarely, if ever, answer questions about thier models, and I've been asked recently about the whereabouts of Toby; anyone out there have an idea?

the scent of soldier, ex-fratjock, and shiny snap pants

OH MY! - this Hot Jock Lycra Bare Front Swim / Pool Thong is definately the best auction I've seen today!