holiday traditions are important, as I'm hearing from a good buddy regarding this clip - time to re-run this post - Xmas 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! - who knows, maybe i'll still be doing it in 2010! So, enjoy the BEST CHRISTMAS CLIP EVER that I snagged a couple years back from kweer.com's FEMALE TROUBLE pages.
directed by: Francis Ellie (1979)
Starring: George Payne and Brian Ray (Santa) - this scene; also stars Jack Wrangler, Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed
This great scene from Navy Blue finds sailor George Payne wandering around Manhattan, stumbling upon a Santa raising money for charity (not to worry, it's not a Salvation Army Santa, so you can enjoy guilt-free) who uses several awful double entendres to pick up sexy sailor George Payne.
and enjoy the crappy Xmas music soundtrack!
Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.
music update: "Sleigh Ride, by Leroy Anderson. Then the "Ukranian Bell Carol" at the end.
as happens often, i was actually looking for a hairy butt shot to quickly post before heading out into the cold, but beautifully sunny saturday morning, but stumbled upon this in my Xmas folder. And the funny part of that is that I actually found this guy's blog maybe a week ago, and forgot to bookmark it. We were eBay/internet friends of a sort some years ago; he sold a wide range of stuff. so now, i can't figure out where his webpage is!
so, your assignment today is....
still spending too much time online while at home, but this weekend at least i spent a bit of time with some fun, silly, and yes, a tad bit of flirtaceousness (damn, knew that wouldnt get past spellcheck) - but, more fun was someone getting a bjork reference, which turned into searching out more bootleg-type remixes, and spent many fun hours listening to them while deciding whether to pull out the xmas decor - where's that Burt Reynolds pic? (No, not that one, i mean this one.
I guess it's a holiday tradition to re-run this post - Xmas 2007, 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! - but c'mon, it's DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple years back from kweer.com's FEMALE TROUBLE pages.
I am well aware that this is a re-run post - actually re-run from Xmas 2006, 2005, and gosh from 2003!! - but c'mon, it's DIVINE, ferchrissakes! So, I hope you all enjoy this clip I snagged a couple years back from kweer.com's FEMALE TROUBLE pages.
Meanwhile, heading out of town with the BF so he can meet the family... the extended family, in fact! Merry Merry to y'all - see ya next year!
Several of you guys have written since I posted the "Xmas in NY" clip from Navy Blue last week, identifying the tune for me - a big THANKS, and an even bigger SORRY I DIDN'T WRITE back and thank you. Was hoping to nab the tune from SOULSEEK and post it, got distracted with, well, life, but then this morning, another emailer sent the tune, so here it is - SPACE's mAGIC fLY.
Enjoy.
director: director: Francis Ellie (1979)
Starring: George Payne & Jack Wrangler; plus Brian Ray (Santa); , Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed
Who can identify the disco music that kicks in just when Jack Wrangler's fantasy begins?
Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.
Starring: Kurt Marshall, Giorgio Canali, Brian Maxon, Jim Bentley, Kevin Jensen, Joe Cade, Tom Mitchell, Justin Cade
OK - so I exaggerate a tad - but Xmas is coming, had to replace a stolen bike, and teeth are falling out of my mouth, so gotta thin out the collection and get some $$$ into the bank account. And I realize I haven't been very talkative of late, and godknows I am worse than ever in terms of responding to, or even acknowledging emails, but ain't it nice I replaced my disc drive and can post video clips again??? ain't it?
Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.
Meanwhile, I'm selling on eBay, - auction item #180176958224, ends SUNDAY NOV 11th.
less and less blogging here, eh? First it was the boyfriend (18 months now - yeah!), then it was this part-time day job, and maybe there's 2 or 3 naughty pics and a few sentences a week lately. I don't know how those other folks do it - I guess they blog from work. Meanwhile, November yielded my highest number of hits - ever! That has more to do with searches for "PORNO" + "anyword" - since the word porno is on every page, and each archived page is a month's worth of blathering (albeit less blathering of late). Won't promise any change soon, as this job is exhausting - but I like it, and the bills gotta get paid somehow. But maybe a few more Xmas-themed pics and such this week.
Who doesn't love Bootsy Collins? And yet, I'm still not sure I dig his new Xmas album, "Christmas Is 4 Ever". But here's a sample tune - Sleigh Ride - so you can decide for yourself.
Well, that's what I thought the sign in Thompkins Square Park said. I was imagining all these hairy bear asses cruising the park waiting for my mouth to (oh, wait, I only do ONE hairy bear ass these days).... oh, wait - I was imagining it, so it's still ok, right honey?
Honey?
anyhoo, in all seriousness, it's one of those post-holiday events that makes the winter here somewhat bearable (there's that word again); I just love the scent of these piles of Xmas trees lying in the park, waiting to get munched, er, mulched. And then the entire park smells just amazing, the pinemulch scent fills the air for a good week after it's spread around the park. For you locals - check it out: MulchFest 2006 - apparently, if you get there between 10am and 2pm this weekend, you can even get your very own bag of mulch for your gardening purposes.
So, a couple weeks back, my boyfriend learned my shameful little secret. We had just come from seeing Brokeback Mountain, all three of us (my upstairs neighbor/good buddy Scott was with us) sorta stunned and insular by the film's affect on us, we desperately needed some diversion. Flick Flick Flick on the TV, I suggested seeing what LOGO had on. I was happy to see that NOAH'S ARC was on, a show I'd been watching late at night for awhile, but unsure if the BF would get into this silly gay soap opera. Oh gosh, no need to worry after all, we wound up watching about 5 episodes during a marathon, and then not long after I got back home from my Xmas trip to Chicago, BF is asking "when can we watch Noah's Arc, when can we watch Noah's Arc", like a cute little boy, and we lucked out, there was another marathon on Sunday night! We watched the first 4 episodes before falling asleep. But drats! Apparently, the series ended for the season about 2-3 weeks ago. Thankfully, there is another marathon on LOGO tonight, starting at 9:30pm EST - all 9 episodes (we missed the season finale).
If you're curious, check it out, as well as this site with episode guides, trivia, etc, and LOGO's not-very-helpful page. Also, this guy reports that it's gonna resume in the summer, and have episodes on iTunes sometime in January, not to mention a DVD release sometime in late winter/early spring.
Don't expect much other than a fun diversion, the writing is only slightly better than, and slightly less ridiculous than, Desperate Housewives (like that's hard to do), but there's a fun cast of characters - most horrifying wardrobe (NOAH), most annoying (CHANCE), most adorable face (WADE - not to mention most fuckable), ass you'd most want to eat, er, see (TREY), most hilarious (ALEX, by far).... you get the idea.
"Would you like to put something in Santa's chimney?"
directed by: Francis Ellie (1979)
Starring: George Payne and Brian Ray (Santa) - this scene; also stars Jack Wrangler, Giuseppe Welsh (helicopter), Adam DeHaven, Kurt Mann, Snapper Foster, Derek Thurston, and Anna Freed
OK, despite quality concerns (which I was not able to overcome) I figured it was better to have a not-so-good pornoSanta clip than none at all. Hope you agree. The film itself has many memorable scenes - the blowjob in the helicopter flying over Manhattan is my personal favorites; but the Jack Wrangler finding George Payne under the Xmas tree with a big, red BOW (and the appropriate disco music and Xmas lights) fantasy scene is also pretty cool. This one finds George wandering around Manhattan, stumbling upon a Santa raising money for charity (not to worry, it's not a Salvation Army Santa, so you can enjoy guilt-free) who uses several awful double entendres to pick up sexy sailor George Payne.
Saturday night was fun. Was hanging out with some friends at a bar (one of them was dj-ing) and after 2 beers, knew it was time to go. But as I was leaving, several other friends showed up, and with all that arm-twisting ("OK, see ya later"), I decided to stay a bit longer. Two men listened patiently as I told of old eBay sales and other eBay underwear salesmen ("and thish other guy, heesh always with the bulging crotcheses and no pubes, canyabelieveit?"), then tried to leave. But I followed them out, more stories as they tried to run faster. 
But, the good news is that I seem to be able to hold me liquor better these days. Even though I described my "vintage" mesh Tru-Fit jockstrap I was wearing, I never actually unbuttoned my Levis to show them (perhaps it was the pleading look in their eyes). Of course, tonight is the company holiday party, and with all that free liquor, who knows. More important tonight is the COCK's 6th Anniversary party, which won't get going til after 1 a.m. - I only hope I don't inhale too much beer at the earlier party - I want to be able to ride the bike. No guarantees about me keeping my Xmas-red jockstrap out of public view, though. You've been warned!
