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back off sister, I saw him first!

running late (again)

discuss

.....yeah yeah, eBay

Your phone's off the hook (but you're not)

I'm a terrible, terrible person, I know. Just ask any of the folks who've written a nice email, politely asking if I can figure out who is in a picture, where they can get a certain old video, etc. Years ago, sans boyfriend or job, I would eagerly try to figure out the answer to these help-me-find-my-porno questions. And even if I couldn't figure it out, I'd take a stab, and at least give them an idea where they might begin to look. But, alas, I'm older, fatter (notice you haven't seen any recent self-naughtypics? - heehee!), lazier, and just exhausted from work. So it's gotten to the point that I often never get around to even responding with a quick "I dunno", let alone an exhaustive search with the right answer. But a few weeks back, I got an email when I just happened to be online, bored, and it was about a Fred Halsted movie (A Night At Halsted's), and the guy saw my page on the soundtrack and wanted to know where to get it. It's an amazing soundtrack for a porno film, with various punk and new wave - Devo, The Jam, Patti Smith (and some crap that was labeled new wave at the time but kinds sucks) tunes in the film. I quickly responded that it was never commercially available, but after me and two friends figured out all the songs, one of my buddies actually put together a CD. Trouble is, my CD drive hasn't worked in about a year, and I had no way of uploading it. That was the email. But then I went on to Soulseek, and within 2 hours, got all 26 tunes in mp3 format! To make a long story a tad shorter, I reconstructed my page on the soundtrack, and added all the songs, including a zipfile containing all of them. Figuring my bandwidth hasn't been a problem in sooooo long, it might not hurt to do this - so here's the revised page - A NIGHT AT HALSTED'S SOUNDTRACK - let me know what you think. (And by the way, the poor guy who wrote me? Since my email sounded like I might not ever get around to uploading the songs, he bought most on iTunes, plus a few odd CD's to flesh it out, before I got back to him with the good news - ooops!)

you only call when you need money

After months and months of staying away, I'm back on eBay with a handful of auctions up. Some amateur Bobby Garcia, some pre-condom, etc. Can look at titles here, at my eBay page. (most of you know you have to be a registered eBay member, in the States, to see the naughty stuff, right?)

If you do not take the vow
You can eat the sacred cow

bow down mister

word of the day

Today I introduce a new feature: Word of the Day. Longtime readers know that the chances of me ever doing word of the day again are pretty slim. Lazy, forgetful, inconsistent, or doing this page for too many years, whatever it is, just don't hold your breath. Meanwhile, this new word tickled me - leatherpause - and you should check out the blogger who coined it.

b-r-u-n-o

ahhhh, why there are no lesbian folk songs extolling the many fine qualities of this man, i'll never know. but he does seem to be a crowd pleaser for those who visit this site, and who am but a provider of crowd-pleasing pornographic images..... most of his work was for Colt and Target Studios, but these images I believe come from Brentwood, for a photo spread and short film featuring this hairy god and a lucky man named Shane who gets schtooped on this very same pick-up truck.

taste the pride

don't forget tonite's double headed disco at Nowhere Bar. And here's two non-disco favorites from a man known for his disco -

You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) Epilogue

You Are My Friend

Gertrude Stein Was Never Called An Asshole

I know that each year at Gay Pride I post a bunch of disco tunes - Sylvester, Divine, Pet Shop Boys, etc..... but this year, considering how much y'all enjoyed the Bjork-a-thon, I figured some lesbian folk music would be more appreciated!

YEAH!

gertrude stein
M-A-R-T-I-N-A
hot topic
listen up (remix)
fashion rules

yeah, yeah, I know - only the first two are lesbian folks songs; but what do I know, anyway? Not likely to post again before New York's Gay Pride March on Sunday - it's actually a WORK DAY for me this year - so look for me! (I'll be wearing the short shorts, clutching some rainbow glowsticks, dancing on a float to a loud and distorted remix of "I Will Survive")

god, i'm good

Today's emailed porno question:

theres a gay porno called think big, which stars rick and rodd donovan and after the credits roll there is a trailer for another film, which i cant remember. i would really like to know the name of the other movie. if it helps i do remember the trailer, and the opening credits of the film im trying to locate, its got a guy, sandy blondish hair, nude, dancing to a sky background very sexily as a song called When Love Is The Missing Word plays over it.

Hmmmm, it's not Think Big but the trailer shown after the movie plays...... Manimal! But not Nick Fabrini, but some blond.... after searching my hard drive first for Think Big, then for Manimal, we get..... (drum roll)... Steve Ross does an erotic dance naked during the titles.

tuesday

less and less to say, and more tired every day. there are days i really like the job, but most mornings it's a real struggle. just.......... exhausted. I stare at this blogger template, and can't even get the energy to pick a stoopid pic and upload it.

wonder what this guy did for a living, with that satisfied look on his face. or maybe he just sniffed his own balls, and that made him smile.

sigh

gotta run

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