9 days 'til Florida

Mr. Mayor, how many decades has it been since we've had a BALD PRESIDENT?

Sorry, dude, more like 4 --- closer to 5, actually....

OK kiddies, have we had enuf of this guy thinking he can win??? sheesh! FLORIDA FLORIDA FLORIDA, we are looking to you to put us out of our misery and get this guy off the news (and my TV) and back into private practice.... 9 more days 'til Florida's primary, he'll lose (again), and perhaps finally get the message - "you might be America's Mayor, but ya ain't America's President".

Iowa, 4%, 6th place

Wyoming, 0%, 4th place (pretty good for no votes!)

New Hampshire, 9%, 4th place

Michigan, 3%, 6th place

Nevada, 4%, 6th place

South Carolina, 4%, 6th place