Tuesday, March 02, 2010

....and then there was videotape

director: Scott Hansen (1986)

Starring: Chris Burns, Christopher Lance, Daniel Holt, Rick Donovan, Joel Curry, Julian Adams, Mark Miller, Melchor Diaz, J.D. Slater, Jeff Bentley, Butch Berger

Remember Aaron Spelling's popular ode to shoulder pads and conspicuous consumption, Dynasty? Well, Dynastud is the gay porno spoof version. Christopher Lance plays poor little rich boy Steven Harrington (his family is rich and powerful due to the success of their company, DRILLCO) who gets to have lots of sex with practically anyone he wants, and begins the movie by getting it on with the stable boy, Melchor (who looks great; but, alas, he's in that jockstrap all too briefly!). Highlights include the painfully slow portrayal of Mrs. Harrington (yeah, caviar, we get it, you're rich), and of course the 3-way in the jet featuring the pilot, Rick "Humongous" Donovan, Mark "please don't make me act" Miller, and Joel "ever do it at 50,000 feet" Curry. (and yes, there are TWO sequels!)

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.