CENTURIANS OF ROME

"forced to become concubines trained to please every whim of Roman aristocracy"

director: John Christopher (1981)

Starring: Eric Ryan, George Payne, Scorpio, Ed Wiley (AKA Myles Longue), Michael Flent, Adam Kellogg, Jeffrey Scott,Jerry Cassode, Michael Flynn, Roy Garrett, Timothy Michaels, John Rowan, Johnny Cannuic, Adam DeHaven, Jerome C. Fox, David Hadley, Ryder Jones, Guiseppe Welch, David O'Chela, John Cannon, Greg Monroe, Tom Trent, John Kovacs, Mitchell Flynn, Timothy Michaels, Richard Cox, Ken Ramsaver, David Morris, Robert Jones, Gus Monte, Charlotte O'Hara, Tommy Hawke, Bobbie Burns, Kenneth Carsein, Jerry Purpura, Justin Savage, Chuck Roebuck, and Phil Phillips

From the Star Wars-like opening credits, to the cast of thousands dozens, to George Payne's memorable "acting", to the unbridled.... BLAH BLAH blahblah... roll the tape.

eBay auction - item #180151100419, ends SUNDAY the 26th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

TURNED ON (CUB), rerun

You may remember this posting from a ways back, Turned On Cub!, but it bears repeating (and re-running) - if for no other reason than the eBay auction - item #180148548104, ends SUNDAY the 19th.

goddamn, what a fickle c@cks&cker that Al Parker is!

god I love Al's face!

TURNED ON!


"stick your tongue in that ass"

director: Steve Scott (1982)

Starring: Starring: Al Parker, Sky Dawson, Beau Matthews, Jim King (AKA J.W. King), Gian Carlos, Joel Thomas, Greg Dale, Jim Rodgers, Bob Moore, John Trent, Lee Brubaker, Rick Faulkner; special appearance by Scott Taylor; cameos by Mike Davis and Steve Taylor.

I have explained why I only shows reruns, right? I screwed up my disc drive on my computer, and have also screwed up my webcam, which I used to convert VHS into digital (avi, then wmv) files for use on the site. Hence (hence?), I have no way of creating new clips. Sigh. So, you are stuck seeing only those clips that I have managed to save on this harddrive. Anyhoo, this is one of my favorite films of all time - check out the clip and you'll see why.

And, of course, my Turned On! (VHS) listing on eBay - item #180148548104, ends SUNDAY the 19th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

readmylips

I somehow missed that I had this pic from an old HONCHO magazine. I don't remember seeing this guy (the bottom guy, with mustache) kiss before - so I thought I'd see what they'd look like, just mouth-to-mouth. I kinda like it.

sigh

sold most of my vintage PLAYGUYS 2 weeks ago, and last week and this, just about all my MANDATES.... soon, the HONCHOS...

oh god! not the HONCHOS!

DAD watching his kid blow Fred Halsted scene

EL PASO WRECKING CORP

"Wait a minute. Let me cool down or I might - POP!"

Director: Joe Gage (1977)

.....most requested clip! ----- Mike Morris as POP!

Enjoy. And, of course, my EL PASO WRECKING CORP (VHS) listing on eBay - item #180146455110, ends SUNDAY the 18th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).

talkies

I think this is the only film Mr. Morris has a speaking part in - albeit only a few words, but mmmmmmmm! (He's only in 2 COLT films, and one or two shorts made by Fred Halsted, as far as film work goes) And doesn't Gordon Grant only speak in one film, Tom DeSimone's Hot Truckin'?

But I digress..... an earlier post on El Paso is here. What I really like about this clip, which may well frustrate the casual porno viewer (who needs 6 minutes of sex, then they don't need to watch any more of a movie), is it's 2 minutes of just showing their faces! And a good look at Richard Locke's hairy torso, too, doesn't hurt - but it's Fred Halsted, Mike Morris, Richard Locke, and Jared Benson, all handsome men with great faces. And it's how great sex begins; you spot a good-looking man, you hear a few words, and you're interested. You don't know cocksize, or what color hanky would go in his back pocket, just, mmmmmmm, that's nice!

morris

How often do you search your hardrive for some file, hoping, hoping you've given it a reliable name, and that you'll find the one you're looking for? I needed to find a pic of Mike Morris, and figured "morris" ought to do the trick (hoping there aren't too many Morris The Cat pics - oh, you're too young to know what I'm talking about, ain't ya?). Yup, 19 results - 2 are for Morrisey tunes, but the rest are Mike Morris! Alas, I don't have 17 different pics of him (3 identical ones of him and Mike Davis, and identical pairs of a great face shot I have, and that one from El Paso Wrecking Corp of him and his "son" Jared Benson - seen here). Speaking of classic Joe Gage movies; yup, it's that time again, selling off one of my precious VHS 90-minute full-length, not-available-on-DVD versions (15-20 minutes are missing!!!) of that classic (that word is soooooo overused - like every so-called re-condom gay movie is a "classic", but I digress) on eBay (auction ends SUNDAY - item #180146455110).

So, anyhoo.... I was figuring I might resurrect one or two of those clips I've posted from the film, and found this great 2-minute one, NO SEX, but my god, just seeing Mike Morris in the construction helmet, that thick thick mustache, and hearing his voice (I'm not good at accents, but it's definitely some Midwest, maybe Chicagoan, someone's DAD accent!) just makes me fall over..... sigh. Oh, anyway, lemme know if you wanna see it. (I know, I know, I ignore the few emails I get, and now I'm out here begging for attention, what can I say, I'm a jerk (but an occasionally needy jerk....)

vroom, vroom

genitalia (the magazine)

fersale, duh

caffeine free

a little scarey...

help

I am fairly sure I've posted one of these pics in the past, asking for help identifying this nice young COLT model; I have 2 or 3 photo sets of him, and am trying to clear out as much porno from my home as is reasonably possible, and he's in the pile to go. But without his name, I think I might not get as much as I could. Anyhoo, any help is appreciated. And yes, I've already tried smutjunkies, the "go to guy" for this sort of thing (EWWWWWW, I said "go to guy" - my boss has gotten into the habit of calling me that, and not only do I hate being called it, but I hate that people keep going-to me constantly, why can't they just.... but i digress...), but no luck. If need be, I can post a few more samples.

sell, sell, sell

I know, boring. more porno clips (although I'm making you work for it, clicking only gets you to the old post, then ya gotta click again), more admonitions to buy (making all you non-Americans feel bad cuz you can't visit my eBay auctions), and little or nothing about my exciting life, failing marriage, exhausting job, illegitimate children, lottery winnings, thoughts on CNNtubeDEBATES, or that weird thing about folks in Florida getting so upset about Nagel. Sheez, sure his "art" was goddawful, but the man died 20 years ago, give him a break.

dunno why pic didn't show up yesterday, but post has been redone....

30 years ago....

Can you guess who had this ad fighting the "Save Our Children" campaign?

sellsellsell

back off sister, I saw him first!

running late (again)

discuss

.....yeah yeah, eBay

Your phone's off the hook (but you're not)

I'm a terrible, terrible person, I know. Just ask any of the folks who've written a nice email, politely asking if I can figure out who is in a picture, where they can get a certain old video, etc. Years ago, sans boyfriend or job, I would eagerly try to figure out the answer to these help-me-find-my-porno questions. And even if I couldn't figure it out, I'd take a stab, and at least give them an idea where they might begin to look. But, alas, I'm older, fatter (notice you haven't seen any recent self-naughtypics? - heehee!), lazier, and just exhausted from work. So it's gotten to the point that I often never get around to even responding with a quick "I dunno", let alone an exhaustive search with the right answer. But a few weeks back, I got an email when I just happened to be online, bored, and it was about a Fred Halsted movie (A Night At Halsted's), and the guy saw my page on the soundtrack and wanted to know where to get it. It's an amazing soundtrack for a porno film, with various punk and new wave - Devo, The Jam, Patti Smith (and some crap that was labeled new wave at the time but kinds sucks) tunes in the film. I quickly responded that it was never commercially available, but after me and two friends figured out all the songs, one of my buddies actually put together a CD. Trouble is, my CD drive hasn't worked in about a year, and I had no way of uploading it. That was the email. But then I went on to Soulseek, and within 2 hours, got all 26 tunes in mp3 format! To make a long story a tad shorter, I reconstructed my page on the soundtrack, and added all the songs, including a zipfile containing all of them. Figuring my bandwidth hasn't been a problem in sooooo long, it might not hurt to do this - so here's the revised page - A NIGHT AT HALSTED'S SOUNDTRACK - let me know what you think. (And by the way, the poor guy who wrote me? Since my email sounded like I might not ever get around to uploading the songs, he bought most on iTunes, plus a few odd CD's to flesh it out, before I got back to him with the good news - ooops!)

you only call when you need money

After months and months of staying away, I'm back on eBay with a handful of auctions up. Some amateur Bobby Garcia, some pre-condom, etc. Can look at titles here, at my eBay page. (most of you know you have to be a registered eBay member, in the States, to see the naughty stuff, right?)

If you do not take the vow
You can eat the sacred cow

bow down mister

word of the day

Today I introduce a new feature: Word of the Day. Longtime readers know that the chances of me ever doing word of the day again are pretty slim. Lazy, forgetful, inconsistent, or doing this page for too many years, whatever it is, just don't hold your breath. Meanwhile, this new word tickled me - leatherpause - and you should check out the blogger who coined it.