HEAVY EQUIPMENT

Hallelujah! He was shorter than me! This was going to be a fine working relationship. Dark-haired, with a rugged Gentleman's Quarterly face and the body of a well-endowed gorilla, Roger was a natural. He was born to be a sex idol. It was immediately apparent to me that there was a vast difference between us. Evan as we were being introduced I was painfully aware that I was a carefully merchandised, somewhat handsome actor playing the role of a virile male animal. He was the real thing. Roger the hunk. Roger the perfect sex machine. Even his teeth were perfect. His smile was natural. His naiveté' was honest. Maybe I had been able to create a pretty convincing portrait of a sex symbol, but next to Roger I was no longer a portrait. I was a cheap print, and I was absolutely sure that everyone in the room knew it. - Jack Wrangler, from: The Jack Wrangler Story: What's A Nice Guy Like You Doing?

Arrgghhhh! Goshdarnit! I tried, really I did - 3 friggin times - to covert a clip from that classic 3-D gay porno film, Heavy Equipment from VHS to a digital file, but ARRGGHHHH!

Cock Puppet

Yes, it's some sort of puppet, dangling in front of Wrangler as he whacks off in a scene from Tom DeSimone's 1977 film, Heavy Equipment. Can you imagine having to play opposite a f*ckin' cock puppet?

Heavy Equipment

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pt 2

Heavy Equipment

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Heavy Equipment

director: Lancer Brooks (AKA Tom DeSimone) (1977)

Starring: Jack Wrangler, Steve Tracy, Al Parker, Roger, Chris Adams, Adam Neumar, the Christy Twins, Jennifer Cashoty, and David Warfield.

Remember last week I was complaining I couldn't get a clip to convert to a digital file? Well, I broke it into two, and it seems to work - here's Part 1. From BIJOU Video: "This fantasy portrays Steve Tracy as a young, gay bookseller who's given a magical book by an elderly passerby. The book transforms Tracy into the muscular, handsome and hung athlete, Jack Wrangler." But there's more! The first (and I am fairly sure ONLY) 3-D GAY PORNO MOVIE! Check out this first clip as random gym bunnies exercise into the camera, and then hunky star Roger appears, cleaning the gym by throwing assorted jockstraps into the camera! What? you don't have your 3-D glasses? I hear Microsoft;s new OS Vista takes care of that problem.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

ROGER

gosh, I'd never seen this picture of ROGER - AKA Tom Garrett - who you may remember from such films as Target/Bullet's Good Neighbors, Garden Party and Deck Hands; Falcon's Bigger Than Life and The House Painter; and Hand In Hand's Sex Magic, A Night At The Adonis, and Hot House ; and of course, the wonderful 3-D film, Heavy Equipment. Anyway, I got a stack of magazines that I am slowly sorting for auction, and in one called GUISE I saw this from photographer Michael West. I recognize one of the photograph's from a 1970's magazine advertisement for Falcon, but otherwise had not seen this series. This and 2 others show Roger's beautiful smile! Yum!

9/19/05 update: I've listed the magazine on eBay.

HEAVY EQUIPMENT

directed by: Lancer Brooks (1977)
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Roger, Al Parker; plus the Christy Twins, Chris Adams, Steve Tracy, Adam Neumar, Jennifer Cashoty, and David Warfield.

I've never found any info on why this was made as a 3-D movie (this particular scene doesn't benefit from the technology), but I have to tell you if you see the whole film, you'd get a kick out of seeing Jack's cock poking right towards you through a gloryhole, and Roger tossing jockstraps right at the camera. The basic plot of this story is that lonely and homely Chester (Steve Tracy) is a bookstore clerk (legit bookstore!) who recites a magic spell from an old used book which turns him into Jack Wrangler; which of course leads to all sorts of hot sex - solo (like who wouldn't immediately start whacking off the moment his cock turned into Jack Wrangler's cock?), with Roger at a gym, and of course some three-ways - a restroom gloryhole, and a construction site like the one here. For those of you who've been paying attention, there just was no way I could post the entire 12 minute clip, but I am gonna let folks who ask nicely get a link over the weekend for the last 2-1/2 minutes of the scene (which I love, not just for chance to see Jack and Al shoot together, but the few seconds of the two of them giggling after shooting, which director DeSimone was wise enough to keep in the final edit).

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Funny, I knew I had some bandwidth left this month, thanks to the generous upgrading DREAMHOST did recently, but I was keeping kinda busy, and I forgot all about it. (My billing month runs from the 8th to the 7th; fascinating, isn't it?) But I got a note from an email pal today, asking about a film called Wanted. Yes, it's hard to come by; yes, it's fantastic, and ooooooooh yeah, I just happen to have a movie trailer! It stars two of my all time favorites - Al Parker and Jack Wrangler (who don't have sex together in this film, but they do in the fantastic 3-D Heavy Equipment, but that's another post...hehe), plus Will Seagers. Another great film from director Steve Scott, it's the gay porn version of The Defiant Ones , with the two prisoners escaping, chained together. Jack Wrangler is the mean warden who forces sex on all the studly inmates. Amazing how much sex Al Parker manages to have while chained to homophobic Seagers; but of course, this is gay porn, and Seagers does become a bit curious, of course, by the end of the film. Just remember, as I had to with the Kansas City Trucking Co trailer, this one will only be up until sometime this weekend, probably shutting it down Staurday when I check stats and have a heart attack.