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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Dear bjland,We regret to inform you that eBay HATES YOU and your account has been suspended for a period of no less than 14 days because eBay HATES YOU but enjoys fucking with you for violating eBay's Adult Material policy. Even though it may be legal to sell certain items to adults, sales of these items may still not be permitted on eBay. Obscene materials are not permitted on eBay, as they violate laws in the United States and many other countries. While obscenity is not easy to define and depends on the standards in your community, eBay will make no attempt whatsoever to clarify their standards because EBAY HATES YOU. Consequently, all of your current listings have been removed from eBay, because eBay HATES YOU and all of your NAUGHTY NAUGHTY porno-addicted customers and eBay enjoys fucking with you and all of your NAUGHTY NAUGHTY porno-addicted customers .
You are very important to eBay and this period of time will help us to build a better relationship and give eBay time to plot more ways of FUCKING WITH YOU. We hope you will come away with a better understanding of our policies.