sigh

sold most of my vintage PLAYGUYS 2 weeks ago, and last week and this, just about all my MANDATES.... soon, the HONCHOS...

oh god! not the HONCHOS!

DAD watching his kid blow Fred Halsted scene

EL PASO WRECKING CORP

"Wait a minute. Let me cool down or I might - POP!"

Director: Joe Gage (1977)

.....most requested clip! ----- Mike Morris as POP!

Enjoy. And, of course, my EL PASO WRECKING CORP (VHS) listing on eBay - item #180146455110, ends SUNDAY the 18th.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).

talkies

I think this is the only film Mr. Morris has a speaking part in - albeit only a few words, but mmmmmmmm! (He's only in 2 COLT films, and one or two shorts made by Fred Halsted, as far as film work goes) And doesn't Gordon Grant only speak in one film, Tom DeSimone's Hot Truckin'?

But I digress..... an earlier post on El Paso is here. What I really like about this clip, which may well frustrate the casual porno viewer (who needs 6 minutes of sex, then they don't need to watch any more of a movie), is it's 2 minutes of just showing their faces! And a good look at Richard Locke's hairy torso, too, doesn't hurt - but it's Fred Halsted, Mike Morris, Richard Locke, and Jared Benson, all handsome men with great faces. And it's how great sex begins; you spot a good-looking man, you hear a few words, and you're interested. You don't know cocksize, or what color hanky would go in his back pocket, just, mmmmmmm, that's nice!

morris

How often do you search your hardrive for some file, hoping, hoping you've given it a reliable name, and that you'll find the one you're looking for? I needed to find a pic of Mike Morris, and figured "morris" ought to do the trick (hoping there aren't too many Morris The Cat pics - oh, you're too young to know what I'm talking about, ain't ya?). Yup, 19 results - 2 are for Morrisey tunes, but the rest are Mike Morris! Alas, I don't have 17 different pics of him (3 identical ones of him and Mike Davis, and identical pairs of a great face shot I have, and that one from El Paso Wrecking Corp of him and his "son" Jared Benson - seen here). Speaking of classic Joe Gage movies; yup, it's that time again, selling off one of my precious VHS 90-minute full-length, not-available-on-DVD versions (15-20 minutes are missing!!!) of that classic (that word is soooooo overused - like every so-called re-condom gay movie is a "classic", but I digress) on eBay (auction ends SUNDAY - item #180146455110).

So, anyhoo.... I was figuring I might resurrect one or two of those clips I've posted from the film, and found this great 2-minute one, NO SEX, but my god, just seeing Mike Morris in the construction helmet, that thick thick mustache, and hearing his voice (I'm not good at accents, but it's definitely some Midwest, maybe Chicagoan, someone's DAD accent!) just makes me fall over..... sigh. Oh, anyway, lemme know if you wanna see it. (I know, I know, I ignore the few emails I get, and now I'm out here begging for attention, what can I say, I'm a jerk (but an occasionally needy jerk....)

vroom, vroom

genitalia (the magazine)

fersale, duh

caffeine free

a little scarey...

help

I am fairly sure I've posted one of these pics in the past, asking for help identifying this nice young COLT model; I have 2 or 3 photo sets of him, and am trying to clear out as much porno from my home as is reasonably possible, and he's in the pile to go. But without his name, I think I might not get as much as I could. Anyhoo, any help is appreciated. And yes, I've already tried smutjunkies, the "go to guy" for this sort of thing (EWWWWWW, I said "go to guy" - my boss has gotten into the habit of calling me that, and not only do I hate being called it, but I hate that people keep going-to me constantly, why can't they just.... but i digress...), but no luck. If need be, I can post a few more samples.

sell, sell, sell

I know, boring. more porno clips (although I'm making you work for it, clicking only gets you to the old post, then ya gotta click again), more admonitions to buy (making all you non-Americans feel bad cuz you can't visit my eBay auctions), and little or nothing about my exciting life, failing marriage, exhausting job, illegitimate children, lottery winnings, thoughts on CNNtubeDEBATES, or that weird thing about folks in Florida getting so upset about Nagel. Sheez, sure his "art" was goddawful, but the man died 20 years ago, give him a break.

dunno why pic didn't show up yesterday, but post has been redone....

30 years ago....

Can you guess who had this ad fighting the "Save Our Children" campaign?

sellsellsell

back off sister, I saw him first!

running late (again)

discuss

.....yeah yeah, eBay

Your phone's off the hook (but you're not)

I'm a terrible, terrible person, I know. Just ask any of the folks who've written a nice email, politely asking if I can figure out who is in a picture, where they can get a certain old video, etc. Years ago, sans boyfriend or job, I would eagerly try to figure out the answer to these help-me-find-my-porno questions. And even if I couldn't figure it out, I'd take a stab, and at least give them an idea where they might begin to look. But, alas, I'm older, fatter (notice you haven't seen any recent self-naughtypics? - heehee!), lazier, and just exhausted from work. So it's gotten to the point that I often never get around to even responding with a quick "I dunno", let alone an exhaustive search with the right answer. But a few weeks back, I got an email when I just happened to be online, bored, and it was about a Fred Halsted movie (A Night At Halsted's), and the guy saw my page on the soundtrack and wanted to know where to get it. It's an amazing soundtrack for a porno film, with various punk and new wave - Devo, The Jam, Patti Smith (and some crap that was labeled new wave at the time but kinds sucks) tunes in the film. I quickly responded that it was never commercially available, but after me and two friends figured out all the songs, one of my buddies actually put together a CD. Trouble is, my CD drive hasn't worked in about a year, and I had no way of uploading it. That was the email. But then I went on to Soulseek, and within 2 hours, got all 26 tunes in mp3 format! To make a long story a tad shorter, I reconstructed my page on the soundtrack, and added all the songs, including a zipfile containing all of them. Figuring my bandwidth hasn't been a problem in sooooo long, it might not hurt to do this - so here's the revised page - A NIGHT AT HALSTED'S SOUNDTRACK - let me know what you think. (And by the way, the poor guy who wrote me? Since my email sounded like I might not ever get around to uploading the songs, he bought most on iTunes, plus a few odd CD's to flesh it out, before I got back to him with the good news - ooops!)

you only call when you need money

After months and months of staying away, I'm back on eBay with a handful of auctions up. Some amateur Bobby Garcia, some pre-condom, etc. Can look at titles here, at my eBay page. (most of you know you have to be a registered eBay member, in the States, to see the naughty stuff, right?)

If you do not take the vow
You can eat the sacred cow

bow down mister

word of the day

Today I introduce a new feature: Word of the Day. Longtime readers know that the chances of me ever doing word of the day again are pretty slim. Lazy, forgetful, inconsistent, or doing this page for too many years, whatever it is, just don't hold your breath. Meanwhile, this new word tickled me - leatherpause - and you should check out the blogger who coined it.

b-r-u-n-o

ahhhh, why there are no lesbian folk songs extolling the many fine qualities of this man, i'll never know. but he does seem to be a crowd pleaser for those who visit this site, and who am but a provider of crowd-pleasing pornographic images..... most of his work was for Colt and Target Studios, but these images I believe come from Brentwood, for a photo spread and short film featuring this hairy god and a lucky man named Shane who gets schtooped on this very same pick-up truck.

taste the pride

don't forget tonite's double headed disco at Nowhere Bar. And here's two non-disco favorites from a man known for his disco -

You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) Epilogue

You Are My Friend

Gertrude Stein Was Never Called An Asshole

I know that each year at Gay Pride I post a bunch of disco tunes - Sylvester, Divine, Pet Shop Boys, etc..... but this year, considering how much y'all enjoyed the Bjork-a-thon, I figured some lesbian folk music would be more appreciated!

YEAH!

gertrude stein
M-A-R-T-I-N-A
hot topic
listen up (remix)
fashion rules

yeah, yeah, I know - only the first two are lesbian folks songs; but what do I know, anyway? Not likely to post again before New York's Gay Pride March on Sunday - it's actually a WORK DAY for me this year - so look for me! (I'll be wearing the short shorts, clutching some rainbow glowsticks, dancing on a float to a loud and distorted remix of "I Will Survive")

god, i'm good

Today's emailed porno question:

theres a gay porno called think big, which stars rick and rodd donovan and after the credits roll there is a trailer for another film, which i cant remember. i would really like to know the name of the other movie. if it helps i do remember the trailer, and the opening credits of the film im trying to locate, its got a guy, sandy blondish hair, nude, dancing to a sky background very sexily as a song called When Love Is The Missing Word plays over it.

Hmmmm, it's not Think Big but the trailer shown after the movie plays...... Manimal! But not Nick Fabrini, but some blond.... after searching my hard drive first for Think Big, then for Manimal, we get..... (drum roll)... Steve Ross does an erotic dance naked during the titles.

tuesday

less and less to say, and more tired every day. there are days i really like the job, but most mornings it's a real struggle. just.......... exhausted. I stare at this blogger template, and can't even get the energy to pick a stoopid pic and upload it.

wonder what this guy did for a living, with that satisfied look on his face. or maybe he just sniffed his own balls, and that made him smile.

sigh

gotta run

wednesday

tuesday

monday