So, I'm very excited to be going to Potty Mouth tonight. I saw Andy's show last fall, in an earlier incarnation, and it was just great. I hadn't yet met him, but had been reading his blog off and on and thought it could be interesting (hell, it was cheap and close by) (Actually, the self-pics on his page got me hot, what with those eyebrows and all, but that's another story) Anyway, the cool thing was that while I had hoped to be entertained, and was certainly in the frame of mine for some laughs, I wound up being thoroughly surprised by the level of intimacy and sensuality portrayed, even in the laugh-out-loud guffawing moments. We've become friends since then, but you can still get my unbiased first impressions of the preformance from that night last November by reading my old post.

If you're local, make a point of going. If you're not, need I remind you that Autumn in New York is the best time to visit, and air fares are cheap (and us men are even cheaper!) So, come to the show, check out Andy's pages, and at the very least, send him a "break a leg" message (that's what they do in showbiz, right?)

veiny

designated cocksucker

I have to say, I was pretty irritable for a good chunk of Monday merely because the Sunday night activity in the backroom was pretty lame. How sad is that? Two meager attempts, both initiated by the other guy, were far far less than satisfying. The first guy is someone I've seen around for at least two years. I'd see him at The Cock on off nights, back when the backroom was open 7 nights a week. Nice face, nice bod, very nice, thick, full cock. Not every time we'd see each other back there we'd connect, but often enough, and sometimes with another guy or two involved. He's even whispered in my ear when another guy was going down on him ("damn, you're much better than this guy") little compliments. So, the other night, I see he's got some guy dangling off his meat, and I start to watch (I love to watch, remember that for future reference). He spots me, smiles mildly, and as I get a bit closer, he reaches out, strokes my chest a bit, lightly touches the back of my neck, that sort of thing. His partner comes up for air, and he pushes me down. Only semi-erect, it gets fairly hard in my mouth real fast, as I also tug lightly at his balls, stroke his calves, etc. Looking up, he's making out with the other guy, a 4th guy comes up, the crowd gets too intense and pushy, I come up for air. I'm not very competitive in these situations, and as the crowd intensified, and others were attempting access, I slowly backed away. Taking a breather, I got a beer, walked around, but returned soon enough. Different guys surrounding him, this time two guys working on his slab, and he touches my back, lightly pulling me in. More soft stroking on my chest as he holds one of the guy's head down on his cock. When that guy lets it drop out of his mouth, I am encouraged to go down. Down there, I look up, his balls taste good, his cock is getting hard again over my face, I do my best to stuff it all in, and he's making out with someone. Don't get me wrong, it tastes good, it feels good, but somehow it's just not very satisfying. I get up, he has this slight disappointed look, tries the light stroking thing, then turns to kiss some other guy. Yup, that's it. Multiple mouths on his, but mine is only good for one thing. Hmmmmmmm.

More cruising around the bar, a bottle of water, some weed, watch some guy briefly stroke his slab at the urinal next to mine, a return trip to the backroom (the place is fairly small, so other than the bar, and the bathroom, there's nothing to do or see 'cept in the backroom). Here a tallish man walks past, slows down, we are able to make eye contact in the dark, and he pauses, he reaches out to me, and as I try to kiss his neck, he drops down. He has a handsome, strong face, but he wants to bury it in my crotch right away. I comply. I stroke his face with my hands, hold his head down firmly, and try to reach down with my mouth. He pulls back, still kneeling, staring straight at my cock. I attempt to gesture a "come up here and make out with me" look, but he tries more head. He's not terribly good (watch the teeth), but earnest, so for another minute or two I pump away. He pulls off again, still kneeling, staring at it. Not sure what I'm supposed to do (or maybe I'm just playing stupic cuz I don't want to play this particular game anymore), I try again, in vain, to get him back up near my face. No dice, he seems distracted, I zip up, go for another beer.

Yeah, it's the kissing thing. I can't pretend it's always a requirement for me, and there certainly are guys who I'll "do" but don't necessarily want to kiss, but it bummed me out, this compartmentalization of sex. "You lick my thigh; hey you, put your tongue on the left side of my butthole; hey big guy, nibble on my left earlobe." I suppose if i was the guy who could command men to do that, I might try it. But I'm not; and honestly, as much as I've enjoyed anonymous sex, I like it to be much more passionate, more affectionate, and more about the whole person (or at least the whole body of that other person). Rut. I'm in a bit of a rut. I work nights, and I keep forgetting that there's plenty of things to do during the day other than haunting AOL chatrooms or looking thru the pics on Cruisetool.com. I guess for the casual sex thing, I need to be a bit more realistic. Sure, I need to get my rocks off and I know I ain't quitting backrooms, pornotheatres, or chatrooms. But, if it ain't affectionate during our 2nd time together, there ain't gonna be a third time. Now get that huge, thick, full, hard throbbing cock out of my face. I mean it this time.

bottom?

Bruno's Screen Test

If you dig hairy, mature, thick-dicked men with facial hair, you'll love Bruno, one of my all-time favorites (I would be in heaven munching on his ass). Check out him showering in this screen test for C/O/L/T (they're real sticklers for copywrite infringement, so SHHHHHHH!) I don't think Bruno's ever been in a movie where he speaks, just the old loops for C/O/L/T and Target (his Target films show up in the Bullet compilation videos). Go ahead, blast the music, no one will know you're watching gay porno from the 70's!

EAT MY BANDWIDTH

Hmmmm, only 800mb's used up yesterday; gonna be harder than I thought to use up all that extra bandwidth, but let's try some music - Saint Etienne's Boy Is Crying remix: Bjork's It's In Our Hands arcade remix; and something from the new (upcoming?) Saint Etienne album, amateur.

Hey, I might even take requests, so lemme know if there's a porno clip you'd like to see........ (Jack Wrangler getting a blowjob in a helicopter, the joe dallesandro black and white clip from Hot House, Al Parker in Turned On with all the guys in jockstraps and Sky Dawson masks..... whatever!)

let's go shopping

bad eBayer

bad eBayer

NOT an interior decorator

no pink unitards!

walk proud, cowboy

Speedo-like

nice bulge

The Back Row

"Sit back; watch your life go by"

Director: Doug Richards (aka Jerry Douglas) (1972)

George Payne (in his first film) spots Casey Donovan (in his 3rd gay porno film) at New York's Port Authority bus terminal, follows him down into the subway, and eventually into an adult movie theatre. George is painfully shy, and reticent, but Casey has no trouble getting it on with several of his fellow patrons. The sloppy, cummy scene in the Men's Room near the end is great, and you know it wasn't duplicated properly in the 2001 Chi Chi LaRue remake ("facials", maybe; cum-gobbling, no). Music composed and conducted by William R. Cox. (the theme song from this film is very similar to Everybody's Talkin', from Midnight Cowboy. Starring: Casey Donovan, George Payne, Robin Anderson, David Knox, Warren Carlton, Chris Villette, Arthur Graham and Robert Tristan.

Well, this morning's strategy seemed to work - I got up early, got a nice quick whack-off before 10 a.m., and was out the door doing errands before 11! I'm usually barely making the coffee as noon rolls around, so that was good. And then someone pops up on AOL and wants to cum over for some head around 5:30, got here in 5 minutes, and as we'd done it before, it was quick, heated, and fun. But, um, I iz horny again, dang it. And auctions are up (15 videos on eBay, 2 cockrings on Naughtybids, with more to cum).

since we broke up, I'm using lipstick again......

Bjork at Riverside Chapel, NYC, September 5th, 2001; with Matmos and Zeena Parkins.

eat my bandwidth!

Ok, so yesterday I was a little down (hungover, "uneventful" night at the Cock's backroom); I should've been happier once I learned I have 25 GB's/month now from Dreamhost (mmmmmmmmm, so much porn, so little time). So, I've got 7 days to burn 16GB's of bandwidth, hope y'all are ready for some more Bjork and lots o' porn!! Woke up real early, put some coffee on, and enjoyed the rising sun's warmth on my face as I sat and read a bit from The Erotic World of Peter de Rome (his autobigraphy). Can you imagine having your first sexual experiences in the late 1930's, and then making a handful of fantastic porno films in the 70's??? So cool. Anyways, it's my day off, but have tones to do, but hope to have a Bjork video up later, and maybe I'll try to dig up that Bruno "audition" shower scene I have buried somewhere in this pornhole I live in...........

That Boy

director: Peter Berlin (1975)

The second of only two films he appeared in, this one Berlin wrote, directed, and produced, as well. A simple tale of a young lad trying to find true love, constantly hit on, poor Peter finally finds a lover who can see the real him in a young blind man. Some of the brief glimpses of hippies in San Francisco, and Berlin's clothes are just priceless.

achey ramblings on bandwidth, eBay, donations, and porno

So, I'm realizing that my year of being hosted at DREAMHOST is almost up, and I think my domain name thingee is up in the spring, so I need to plan for staying on, right? I took advantage of their savings-by-paying-for-a-year upfront, which turned out well, as DREAMHOST has upped my bandwidth allowance a few times; and just today I am reading that I have 25gigs/month!!!! woo-hoo!! So that gives me a lot more flexibility on what i can post, bigger files, etc. And this weekend I just got re-instated by eBay, which is real good news, as those 45 days without that income has really hurt (but then again, don't feel sorry for me, I'm fairly lazy and could've gotten a resume together and looked for a "real" job, rather than goofiing off and trying to build my 70's porno empire.....)

Dear bjland,
Welcome back to the eBay community!

Please remember that any future violation could result in the immediate and indefinite suspension of your eBay account. If you have any questions regarding an item, please feel free to write to moreinfo@ebay.com before listing the item.
We appreciate your involvement and positive contributions to the community!

Regards,
Customer Support (Trust and Safety Department)
eBay Inc

Where was I? (all those exclamation points in the email got me dizzy...... or was that the junk food i had at 4:30 this morning....anyway) Oh yeah. So rather than be really tacky and put up some lame PAYPAL donation link (I'll do that next month when I'm really desperate), I figure I'd like to do more of a donate your tired, used porno kinda thing, and that way any of you who have mags or videos (gay preferred, but I can deal with other stuff, ewwwww, I think) that are just taking up space, e-mail me, and we can work something out. (please don't make me send amateur j/o of myself, please!) Several guys have already done this ( i won't name names. Well, send me some porn and I might...), which is fantastic of them, so why not you?

Ok, so I posted a couple of things on eBay already ( i think I have a link up on top somewhere there, oh wait, there it is) and hope to add more all week, plus do some stuff on NAUGHTYBIDS - cockrings (with real COCK in them!), stuff not allowed on eBay (like Black Gang Bang #9); oh gosh, should I try to sell those ripped undawears I have??? - anyway, you get the idea.

please please send me your unwanted porno!!

ugh.

damn! did I miss fashion week again?

The Brown Leg

"Pale washed-out legs were last year"

director: Peter de Rome

My porno fantasy, if I were allowed only one, would be to spend a week at a country home with Peter de Rome. Probably one of the few directors that I've thought about spending time with. He has so few commerical films, and yet I love all of them - I know he must have tons of 8mm film cans scatterred all about, and I'd love to see every one of them, with him, as he talked about his ideas, who the models were, etc. The above clip is from his first commerical film, a collection of his shorts, called The Erotic Films of Peter de Rome, released in 1973, culled from works he had done earlier. Unlike some of the other greats from the early 70's, he didn't start off with the idea that he could do better than what was currently out ( Poole, Steve Scott , and Jack Deveau had all said as much, and of course, achieved just that). No, De Rome had been making short films for his own enjoyment since the early 60's, and then began to share his work with his friends. After entering a European competion and winning, he was brought to the attention of Jack Deveau, who of course loved what he saw, and they worked together throughout the 70's. I must re-read his autibiography, it's quite fascinating. Meanwhile, enjoy this clip. I hope to post more of his shorts.

shiney happy people

TANGODANI [11:22 PM]: nyc 44 bi masc 4 same
BJland[11:22 PM]: ok, good luck

peek-a-boo!

play bite your ass?

DZCKG [2:20 AM]: horny? available now? bob here
BJland [2:21 AM]: yes. maybe. hi bob
DZCKG [2:21 AM]: want company? like to suck and kiss be sucked get on top and play bite your ass versatile tho
BJland [2:22 AM]: well, stats, a pic, all that helps, of course
DZCKG [2:23 AM]: 48 5'7" 145 no pic moustache hairy chest muscular legs nice ass and dick
BJland [2:23 AM]: well, like to see a guy's face before inviting him over
DZCKG [2:24 AM]: I'm fun no pic here sorry can I call u or do u want to call me
DZCKG [2:24 AM]: I'm cute

DZCKG [2:25 AM]: still there?
BJland [2:26 AM]: yeah still here
DZCKG [2:26 AM]: what's the verdict?
BJland [2:26 AM]: well, i know i answered on invinting you over, so i'm not sure hwat your asking
DZCKG [2:27 AM]: can I call u and talk or do u want to call me before I come over? no pic here very sorry
BJland[2:27 AM]: naw, not into the phone thing, good luck, man
DZCKG [2:28 AM]: not into fone but to get an address etc.
BJland [2:28 AM]: huh?
DZCKG [2:28 AM]: to see where u live
BJland [2:28 AM]: oh sorry
DZCKG [2:28 AM]: want to call me?
BJland [2:29 AM]: i thought i was clear. a picture of your face before deciding about getting together
BJland[2:29 AM]: and you said you dont have a pciture
DZCKG [2:29 AM]: 9178264278 but no pic here sorry

eBay, please please let me get what I want!

So, according to my calculations, my 45 day suspension should be over next week. But as they cautioned me in the suspension email, reinstatement is not automatic, so I wrote them this week asking how to get back. I got a friendly "fill out this form, read all these regulations, and send us a statement saying you read it and will be a good boy now" email. So, as much as I've read, and re-read those regulatons dozens of times in the past 3 years (they haven't been officially revised since November of 2000 - just constantly re-interpreted by them), I actually took the time to do it (something I'm sure is rare with other sellers). The email also cautioned me:

"**IMPORTANT** Please review the mature audience policy in its entirety. Your suspension was based on violations of this policy. Any future policy violations may result in the immediate and indefinite suspension of your eBay account.

The policy can be reviewed at:

http://pages.ebay.com/help/community/png-scanners.html "

Now, as much as I agree that "scanning receivers or radios that receive cellular transmissions or has "full 800mz" coverage" is a very serious issue, I figured either they are testing me to see if I actually read what I am supposed to, or someone made a silly mistake (we all do). But I couldn't help myself, and had to email the mistake to them, and then assured them that I did read and review the Mature Audiences pages, just to cover my ass self.

So, wish me luck, and if all goes well, I hope to be trading again within the week. And of course, I am still very very very happy to accept any and all of your porn donations.