bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Tuesday, November 01, 2005
don't inhale
So, my roommate's houseguest pops out of the other room, in his teeny tiny briefs, handsome, semi-hairy, dark; Spanish, I think. I'm readying eBay shipments, he's taking a shower. Gulp. 15 minutes later, I go into the bathroom and nearly gag on the 1/2 gallon of green cologne he's obviously dumped on his body. Phewwww. Not that I was worried about any sort of, well, ya know....