bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Friday, July 14, 2006
JUST BLONDS

JUST BLONDS - The Sexual Odyssey For The 80's

Director: Jack Deveau (1979)

Starring: Luke (from Falcon Studios), Lee Marlin (from Nova Studios), Scorpio, Hugh Allen, Damien III, Ken Carter (from Nova Studios), and Eric Ryan

"Filmed in the exciting new screening process, Supercruiserama!" This is the very first porno I ever saw. The summer after I turned 18, I went to the Bijou Theatre in Chicago, after calling up the theatre and naively asking what the show times were. I found a seat in the dark, and up on the screen was this weird, trippy film with guys standing in the woods, their schlongs hanging out, in these bizarre outfits. One in a leather crotch-thing; another looking like Mr America, with a cape and red-white-blue speeod; and another in some sort of froofroo frenchy ballet outfit. Remember, I had no point of reference for codpieces and tights and various fetishes. Many years later I would recognize the "woods" as the Meat Rack from Fire Island. Anyway, I sat very still in the theatre, watching the film, and noticed all this rustling sort of noise behind me; eventually I got up the nerve to turn around, and of course i saw a guy with his wang hanging out of his pants, playing with it, and staring at me. I quickly got up, went back to where I thought the restrooms were, and went into this small room, thinking it was the john. I was horrified, seeing a small footstool, a plastic garbage pail, and i thought who the hell would.... and these round holes in the walls!

Needless to day, I didn't remember too much about the film playing back up on the screen, and was happy to recently acquire TWO videocassettes of it, some 27 years later!

And I'm selling this video on eBay, item #180005965009.