bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Thursday, July 20, 2006

You know I sell porno, right? And you might think I sit around all day and whack off watching porno and scanning porno clips and trying not to get spunk on everything cuz it all just makes me so friggin' horny, right? Or, you might be more cynical and think, geez, after years of doing this, it's got to all look the same, and pretty much nothing can turn him on, or grab his attention, right? Well, I'd have to say that on most days it's kinda closer to the latter (although that scene from Oral Fixation with Donnie Russo spitting beer all over filthy-mouthed Max Stone was pretty hot.... but I digress....). However, here I am, zipping thru a tape of Mr Drummer 1988, kinda surprised that there's more to these pageants than simply looking pretty and strutting across a stage and showing off your leather gear and hard muscle ass to a few hundred horny studs applauding. Apparently, they have to do some sort of demonstration, or skit, to show they ain't just hot and butch, but that they've got talent, right?

So here I am, just mindlessly fast-forwarding thru various leather gears, jeans and t-shirts getting torn up, bondage, dildos, and on and on, and then I have to stop and rewind, cuz I just can't believe what I just saw. I gotta tell you, I haven't seen something this sick in a long, long time... the kinda thing that probably makes the str8 folks go - "you iz some sick people" - all I can say is, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.