Arriving in 10 days, he claims to be coming to see Broadway shows, but I hear he's packed nothing but jockstraps in his luggage. Another visitor arrives from Amsterdam this week - god knows how his suitcase will get past customs. ("Yes officer, it's a chair. A 16 inch tall cylindrical rubber chair. Very 'in' in Europe.")

No, I'm not awake yet, but here's a go at the weekend review: Bjork, Sigur Ros, attempt at sex, work, Wigstock, work, mediocre sex, food in bed, Monday morning coffee.