bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Saturday, January 17, 2004
The other night, sorta mindlessly watching TV, I noticed this TV news guy who looked kinda cute. You know, in that sorta preppy, sorta intelligent, let's-get-him-out-of-that-tie kinda cute, ya know? But there was something oddly familiar about his face. While he was talking, I kept staring and staring until I realized --- where-the-fuck did those eyebrows come from? They looked like someone in the make-up dept just glued them on the guy's face! And then it hit me - he's the grown-up version of Milhouse!