So I decided to treat myself to a trip to the barbershop. Haven't been there in close to a year, doing my own beard and head trimming at home. But I just wanted that bit of attention, despite knowing I might regret having them have a go at my facial hair. He cut way too much off the beard, and not enough off the head; but it doesn't look bad, just not what I wanted. I feel like I lost 2 pounds, and I certainly lost a couple inches from what was only 2 days ago something full and fuzzy to yank on (not that anyone but me was doing the yanking, mind you).