bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings

Monday, March 29, 2004
OK, due to my "connectivity issues" (no, that's not a euphemism for my inability to attract the interest of a single member of the gay male population of Lower Manhattan - I'm talking about my interent connection coming and going for a full week now), and what appears to be problems with my web hosting service (I love DREAMHOST, I hope this morning's problems were just temporary), I need to make this a quick one. Who wants free porno? Well, yeah, everyone does. Here's the deal: I'm trying to clear out more room once again, and have some duped gay porno tapes of varying quality that I just can't bare (bear?) to toss in the garbage. But they gotta go. So email if interested in grabbing a tape or two. So what's the catch? Besides expressing your undying love, desire, and admiration for my wit and intellect (can you tell I've only had coffee all day long?), you'll have to be an adult (21+) resident of the good ol' U S of A, send me your mailing address, and be patient with me using the cheaper Media Mail. Oh yeah, I also have some unsellable porno magazines, too. You know, torn or missing pages, or yucky twink-type hairless skinny types from Unzipped magazine or the like. I kept promising myself to learn decoupage and use the pics for cool art objects that I'd create, but hell, who am I kidding? I'm lazy and only interested in sticking things in my mouth, not in getting my hands full of paste and scissors.