here i am, multi-tasking (ewww!) - brushing my teeth, combing my hair (beard), editing/uploading porno clip, and looking for love in all the wrong places - so I had to share this AOL profile:

Name: head2toes
Location: NYC & L.I.
Sex: Male
Marital Status: married
Favorite Gadgets: compaq
Personal Quote: staight on the streets, gay between the sheets

Can we all say EWWWWWWWWWWWW! together?