Friday, April 15, 2005

99 cent porno store (slowly) reopens
Yeah, I know, you foreigners can't access the (adult) auctions, nor can those of you who aren't eBay "members" - but what the heck. I'm broke, I need cash, and everything starts at 99 cents. If for no other reason than the two new(ish) pics I've added to the page - check out my eBay page. And to all of you gentlemen who have donated porn to the cause, I owe ya many many ball-lickings. Anyone out there doing some spring cleaning and wants to get rid of that box, drawer, or closet full of porn (or portion tehreof) - you know who's mouth is waiting......

Meanwhile, some of the stuff is actually pretty good. There's Cockfight, nicely directed by Michael Zen (Falconhead, Falconhead II, Bear Hug, G.I. Mac, He-Devils, etc.), about some homophobic closeted homoarmy guy (Blue Blake) which actually has both hot sex and an interesting storyline. A TITAN promotional preview/trailer DVD. There's one of those DVD compilations whose names, Bathroom Fantasies, has fuckinnothingwhatsoever to do with the content - in the entire four hours (package says 5 hours!) there is exactly ONE scenario in a bathroom; otherwise it's actually got much more to offer than you'd expect. The ENTIRE Paul Barresi directed STRAIGHT COCKSUCKERS (not to worry, they don't, at all, pretend to be straight. As Director Barresi says to the actors (Paul Carrigan, Peter Wilder, Nic Collins, Cole Reece, Rick Estephan, Anthony Gallo, Eric York, Peter Michaels) in the warm-up by the pool - the title means no bullshit! just go STRAIGHT to the COCK and SUCK! Also, this little compilation has another entire movie, a bi-sexual parody of BEWITCHED called, of course, Biwitched (not to be confused with Bi-Witched) . You can't imagine the torture for me, fastforwarding thru all the um, womanly parts parts, verifying that the whole movie was there, but I'll do anything to accurately describe what I am selling. I will tell you that Paolo Centori, who stars as DARREN #1, is hot, and the first sex scene is, thankfully, just him and another man. Another Bi movie - VALLEY OF THE BI DOLLS has Peter North reurning to his gay porn roots (don't get excited, he doesn't do a gay scene) by using his gay porn name, MATT RAMSEY.

I plan to have more up for auction this weekend, thru next week and beyond, including mostly more porn (even some more bi and - egad! str8 stuff!!!) but also some clothes, and non-porno books.