Thursday, July 21, 2005

Fully revised and expanded

Recently someone gave me a copy of The Joy of Gay Sex. I immediately thought eBay! but figured maybe I could learn something (ya never know when you might be having gay sex), so I began to flip through the pages. Page after page of illustrated huge, hard, throbbing dicks, then the chapter on Cock Size admonishing me not to put so much emphasis on the size of my, or my partner's, cock size. And then there's the Webcam page, with the drawing of the "hot" tattooed guys, careful not to get in the way of the product placement for the MAC computer. And from the illustration in the chapter on Sadomasochism, I learned that S & M tops always wear harnesses that accommodate their cell phones. Learning is fun.