DADDY DEAREST

Director: directed by: Arthur J. Bressan, Jr. (1984)

Starring: Richard Locke, Daniel Holt, Johnny Dawes, Robert Vega, Andrew Dupree, Jon Bascamp, Dean Johnson

Long OOP - Out Of Print, this is Richard Locke's last film. One of the many "film-within-a-film" plots that I really love. Daniel Holt plays a porn director making a film called "Fuck Me, Fuck Me, Daddy" and the film shows the making of the movie, as well as Holt's flashbacks to his relationship with Johnny Dawes, now his ex; as well as Holt spying on his neighbors (Vega and Jon Bascamp) through his binoculars; and Holt daydreaming that he's in his new film, having sex with the great RICHARD LOCKE (that's the scene I'm (partially) showing here, along with Mr Johnson's, er, johnson plowing Mr Dupree). Dean Johnson (who later created Rock and Roll Fag Bar and HomoCorps, as well as bands Dean & The Weenies, and Velvet Mafia) plays the role of an NYU college kid who answers a classified ad from a Daddy (Richard Locke). And you get to catch glimpses of Bressan at work; a truly fantastic film!

Enjoy the clip, and Yes, yes, since I have two copies (IN BOX!!) of this fantastic video, I am selling one on eBay.

wanna fuck? I'll meet you in the living room in 10 seconds

drive


"Good Evening. My name is Arachne; welcome to the club."

director: Jack Deveau (1974)

Starring: Mary Jim Sstunning (a.k.a. Christopher Rage) as Arachne; Mark Luna, Mark Woodward, Peter de Rome, Peter Fersen, Shawn Roberts, Michael Corrigan, Frank Ventgen, Brian Destazio, Richard Abel, Jack Brusca, Harvey Shamber, Jaap Penraat, Stan Glinter, S.V. Newman, and John Fromme
In the disco: Freeman Freeman, Chris Ritter, Avery Addison, Bill Gillers, Steven Sampson, Bill Fitter, Jim Case, Ted Valkus, Renfroe Meyer, Lorrenzo Lasalle, Arch Fairbanks, Denny Mans, Arch Hilborn, Ray Frank, Chris Mobley, Al Kelms; In the Steamroon: Marty Marks, Rusty Lewis, Tray Christopher, Nick Shulman, Paul Turley, Rober Alvarez, Clif Dover, Jack Deveau, Mark Sayles, Joe Gun, Seth Poole; In the Locked Room: George Culver, W. Grippo, Marvin Desimone, John Willard, Paul Conaway, Frederick C. Mongue II; In the Dungeon: Curtis Brtown, Carlyle Taylor, Cal Mansour, Kenric Hawley, Joaquin Mineo, Richard Morrisey; In the Water Bucket: Harold Reardon, and Under the Blade: Kenric Brown.

You want plot, I'll give you plot. A villainess drag queen (played incredibly by Christopher Rage) has a plan to kidnap a government scientist who's developed a drug to eliminate the (male) sex drive. But secret agent Clark (Kirk Luna) is on the case. Sounds amazing, with a screenplay by Christopher Rage, over 50 people in the cast, great cameo appearance by Peter De Rome (who directed such fantastic films as Adam & Yves, The Destroying Angel and had a plan that never materialized to make a gay porno version of Grand Hotel! - he even had preliminary talks with BRUNO to be in it.... oh, but I digress), a fantastic original score by David Earnest, and fantastic, fantastic editing by the director's lover, Bob Alvarez (who I think has been assisting BIJOU VIDEO in their efforts to re-release the HAND IN HAND film catalogue on DVD. Even Jack Brusca had his hand in this, designing the titles, as well as allowing his artwork to be used as backdrops. It's just a fantastic film, more than sex, but an actual peak at gay life in the 70's (OK, so we didn't all hang around drag queens stealing government secrets, nor have great Manhattan apartments; but heck, whadyawant from me?).... Enjoy the clip, and Yes, yes, I'm selling on eBay.

thongification

i thought i was supposed to be getting those other videos clips ready... (I am, I am; not to worry) Why am i up so early, and why am i so happy??? let's see, there's the now twice-weekly stop at Trader Joe's on 14th st (frozen latkes, or Key Lime Cheesecake for breakfast?), the rediscovery of one of the best websites on the, um, web - bjork remix web archive - for example: Venus As A Boy - Always On Top Remix (not to worry, I donated a few bucks for their bandwidth, and this tune is coming off my bandwidth); some emails from folks saying HAPPY 5th ANNIVERSARY, which of course is way way way cool; and not to mention a night with the handsomest, sweetest man on the planet, my goofy boyfriend.

OK, so you might think i shouldn't add "goofy" to my description, but picture this: Late in the night, I'm sleeping in his bed, and feel what I think is a buttmassage. Nice, firm strong hands on my, ya know, and then a funny feeling that I realize is... What the F%&K are you DOING!!??? and his giggling uncontrollably as he continues his evil plan.. Stop THONGIFYING my underwear, you f%^kin' PERVERT!! - the crazy man is hiking up the seat of my white briefs into my ass to create a friggin' thongeffect as I leap out of bed as my only defense (he's bigger than me). It must be five in the morning, and he's laughing his ass off, knowing I have this (quite rational) fear of thongs. SHHHEEEESH!

Rawhide

Director: Tony Prince (1981)

Starring: J.W. King, Chris Burns, Todd Marshall, Ray Medina (AKA Julio Campas, R.W. Stone), Sky Dawson, Mike Kelly (aka Eric Stryker, Noel Kemp)

you know the story - poor little country boy (Chris "I've never met a dildo I couldn't take" Burns) gets nabbed by three farmhands who need to get their rocks off. Now, when you've got the likes of Ray Medina (who you all remember from his kneeling in front of Jack Wrangler role in Steve Scott's Wanted, his dancing bit in the 1983 Roger Earl classic Gayracula, and that Colt short film he did, the name escapes me.... oooh, oooh, The Big Box), and Sky Dawson (who you remember from the FALCON classics Champs, Biker's Liberty, and of course, one of my top ten faves, Al Parker's 1982 film, Turned On) - um, what was I saying? Oh yeah, you're the captured bottom boy, and Ray Medina and Sky Dawson (and some other guy who, well, let's be nice..) are "forcing you" to suck, get sucked, and get f**ked on the floor of a barn. If you are the likes of Chris Burns, you have to pretend to just hate it, and moan until you wanna slap the crap out of him (I blame that on the director). You might want to turn down the sound.

Yes, yes, I'm selling on eBay. It's a cool little film, and after the 3 men have their way with him, poor Chris is then set upon by the boss, J. W. King, who is his usual passionate self. Also included on this tape is a 15 minute lockerroom scene between J. W. and I-can't-decide-on-my-porno-name Mike Kelly, er, Eric Stryker, errrr Noel Kemp. Hot little blond muscle body, whatever he wants you to call him!

Someone warned me many months ago that if my relationship got serious, my blog would get boring (some are saying: GET?...heehee!); well, the relationship is serious, and there may well be some truth to that prediction. But hell, when I started this some 5 years ago ( 5th anniversary will be tomorrow, the 7th!!), who knew it would last so long, and take up so much of my free time. The idea way back when was to talk about porno, which I think I still do an adequate job of. But then the ramblings about my sex life, lack of love life, and the occasional rant on injustices like Matthew Limon and gay adoption popped up between the hairy ass pics and video clips. Perhaps a bit unfocused and erratic, but hey..... gosh, this spring air (after yesterday's "snowstorm") must be getting me all philosophical. Not to worry, the porno clips are on their way

Coming up - clips from Jack Deveau's 1974 Drive (with Christopher Rage in drag); Tony Prince's Rawhide - one of the earliest pornomovies shot-on-video (1981), and Roger Earl's 1975 S & M classic, Born To Raise Hell. Oh yeah, and I'll try to get something from Richard Locke's last film, the OOP (Out Of Print) classic Daddy Dearest. Yes, either they are on sale now over in my eBay auctions, or will be soon. (And someone please explain to me why BLOGGER's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word 'blog'!)

Sometimes It Snows In April

from Jim French's 1990 "coffee table book," MEN. I think it's out-of-print (OOP), about 56 fantastic photographs of COLT models John Pruitt, Mike Timber, Rick Wolfmier , Kyle Jessup, Jake Tanner, Ed Dinakos/Jake Tanner, Serge Doveck, Bob Benedetti (that's him above), Jesse Ditmar, Gordon Grant, Nick Chase, and more. He's a fantastic photographer, and the eBay auction is here.

Other Side of Aspen II

Director: Bill Clayton (1985)

Starring: Kurt Marshall, Tony Bravo, Giorgio Canali, Jeff Converse, Steve Henson, O.G. Johnson, Christopher Lance, Eddie Marks, Scott O'Hara, Lee Stern, Jeff Turk, The Mystery Skier

Tony Bravo and Giorgio Canali, 'nuf said? Oh, and O. G. Johnson (oh - GEE!!); and Jeff Turk. And, oh yeah, Scott O'Hara.

I'm selling on eBay (duh)

SLEAZE

"the way you joined the club was easy...."

Director: Christopher Rage (1982)

Starring: Casey Donovan, Scorpio, Daniel Holt, Joe Ryder, Jed Black, David Stoner, and Chris Rage; with: Manuel Rodriquez, Roberto Castro, Antonio Feliz

I'm sure I've shown this trailer before, but heck, I'm selling it on eBay, so pardon the re-run.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).

She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!

My bike died this week. After several days of the chain constantly falling off, I finally took a closer look down there and saw that a piece of the bike had rusted apart - a kindof important part that sorta holds the wheel thingee and the chain-turning thingee together. So I knew it was time to look into getting a new one, and even used bikes seemd to begin at 100 bucks. WAAAAAAHHH! I still rode the bike, but only very close to home and very very slowly. Meanwhile, I remembered a good friend (and EX, but the good kind of EX) mentioned a long time ago that he never rides his bike. Another thick-wheeled coaster bike, the only kind I really like (handbrakes scare me; I like having my hands relatively free and let my legs do most of the work). Holy crap, he gave me the bike! Very very nice of him, but he said it had been well over a year since he's ridden it, and it was taking up space in his apartment. Picked it up yesterday morning, just in time for errand-running (Trader Joe's! MMMMmmmm) and of course my THrusday night trek way over to the West Side to see my sweetie. This morning was a beuatiful ride home, and I get this email from a buddy, a sorta "long time no hear" hello - and what does he send, but this great song I had never heard, but now really really love -
The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side.

ahhhhh, but not to worry, although my thoughts are all about spring and flowers and sweet friends, the sweetest boyfriend, and great ex-boyfriends, I haven't forgotten all you nameless, faceless, not-hardly-ever-thanking-me for the porn readers who don't care much for the reading part..... I AM working on a clip or two for later, or at least this weekend.

I know it's way too early in the day for dancemusic, but - welcome to THE FUNHOUSE. This guy DJ's on occasion at The EAGLE, and it was his playing HEATSTROKE last June that helped me get up the nerve to talk to the man who is now my lovely BF. So, ya know, I gotta make a note to myself to RUB THE BOYFRIEND'S HEAD more often!

and introducing TONY MARCONI

DELIVERY BOYS

"You finally gonna gimme what I been wantin' all dis time?"

Director: William Higgins (1985)

Starring: Tony Marconi (AKA Tony Stefano) & Lee Mann, - this scene; Rob Williams, Shane Sheppard, Johnny Shovel, Kris Kelly, Kurt Sun, Mike Gibson, David Ashfield, Greg Wood, and J.T. Denver.

Tony, works in a pizzeria, doesn't kiss the gayboys he fucks in the back room.... but what the heck, he's hot, he talks dirty, and if you had the complete video, you'd see the 2nd fuck where the angle is looking up at his hairy legs and ass. MMMMMMmmmmmm! (not to be confused with Higgins The Pizza Boy, He Delivers - completely different, that one is about these guys who work in a pizzeria and.... um....

I'm selling on eBay (duh)

I am not a morning person, I am not a morning person

just ask any of my ex boyfriends, or even the current one (in case anyone was paying attention to last week's vague "I think he hates me" post, we've kissed and (%^&***!!) made up...) about my incoherence and inability to face the day before a few cups of coffee and a couple of slow moving hours.... BUT for some reason, the past couple weeks I have been waking B4 7 am! egad, putting on a pot of coffee, and actually have magazines for auctions scanned, boxes of porno packaged and ready to go, and on those good days, a deposit slip with a handful or porno-checks waiting to get my little hairy ass up to Union Square to the bank.

Back to the porno - ummmmm, yum, I have this JIM FRENCH BOOK, MEN, from I think 1990 with some great photos that I hope to post before auctioning, and was also looking thru various magazines, and one 1982 HONCHO had an ad for the above pictured t-shirts. What I wouldn't do for one (or more) of those shirts!!! OK, OK, there's probably a lot I wouldn't do nowadays, but still, I'd be ever so grateful and happy if someone, somewhere out there had one they just had to get rid of and send me! Also BLUEBOY, PLAYGUY, and of course, IN TOUCH t-shirts or paraphernalia...

IN & OUT

Director: Lou Thomas (aka: Jon Target), formerly of COLT STUDIOS (1978?)

Starring: Bruno & Rod Mitchell

Bruno gets help with his sit ups from sexy Rod Mitchell. You have no idea how difficult it was to pick only 4 stills from this clip - I think both of these men are amazingly sexy, and together - OH - MY - GOD !!! ---- Bruno's ass and Rod's sexy mustached mouth - a match made in heaven!

and yes, I have an extra tape that I am selling on eBay.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).

Secret gig, only 100 tickets available!

OK, so maybe posting a common (yet still excellent) Bjork song wasn't really "giving" much. So here are a few mp3's from her Sept 5, 2001 "secret gig" that I saw way back in, well, 2001.

• Aurora
• Undo
• Al Is Full Of Love
• Generous Palmstroke
• Possibly Maybe

There's no map
And a compass
Wouldn't help at all
Human behaviour

Triple Treat

Director: Rip Colt (1983)

Starring: Glen Steers Tim Daniels, and Peter Barrie

Ahhh, Glen Steers! Hard to believe this clip is from 1983; I've suspected Colt/Buckshot video dates rarely corresponded to when the actual FILMS were made, but more to when the movie was transferred and made available on VHS/BETA tapes in the early 1980's. Compare the Glen Steers, body and face clean shaved, in the above clip, dated 1983, to the Glenn Steers (the extra 'n' is for extra, um, hair?) on the box cover of one of my favorite Al Parker directed films, from 1984 - ONE IN A BILLION. I mean, I know the body hair can grow fast, but that thick, sittable flavor saver just can't be grown in a mere year, can it? Irregardless, it's a great clip, Rip Colt is a great photographer, and he knows just how to use that slo-mo camera work - not just the cum shot, but the kissing and licking that follows it, very erotic to me.

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later. Mac users: To download the clip you have to hold down the option key and then click on the download. To view it from the web page you have to copy and past the URL of the page with the video on it into the address bar of the video viewer (rather than watch it from the page).

Oh yeah, just posted it last night for sale on eBay.

I'm mean, like, we're already naked, so....

One of many cool pics from a magazine called , Best of JOY BOYS . (you know the drill - The eBay auction is here, and for you non-eBayers, here's the supplemental page with additional pics HERE.) I love these older magazines that attempted some sort of narrative with the photographs, instead of just the mere display of twitching buttholes, cum-filled low-hangers, and throbbing, pounding cocks. That can just be so tiresome, eh?

In other news, finally got off my lazy, procrastinating ass and put my roommate ad up. UGH. So many girls, so little interest. Sorry, but I just prefer in this tiny space to be comfortable, and I'd just rather have a (non-cologne-wearing) gay male. But new rules dissuade (is that a word?) you from using "discriminatory language" so I discarded my usual "gay male prefers same" and just put in "gay male comfortable with self" - but NOOOOOO! The girls (and an inexplicably disproportionate number of str8 Italian males) are the main responses so far. Wish me luck sorting thru it all, and getting the apartment back in order to show the place starting tomorrow! UGH!

I Don't Want to Say Goodbye

I thought I could hold it together, getting up early, getting postal stuff ready, banking stuff ready. I try not to think that the mourning doves fleeing the nest yesterday was a sign (hell, each spring I go thru the ups and downs with those dang birds, why is this year any more heartbreaking when the babies don't survive...?)... but 48 hours without anything but the tersest message saying "we need to talk, don't know when"....... and then, the music from the computer begins playing I Don't Want to Say Goodbye, and I lose it....

Together our two hearts are strong
Don't you know that's where our hearts both belong?

Is that a Tofu Pup In Your Mouth, Or...?

One of many cool pics from a magazine called simply, THE BOYS. Many are NOVA FILMS models. Check out a few more here and some more here. The eBay auction is here.