bj's gay porno-crazed ramblings
Friday, July 16, 2004
"You wanna beat off? (sure ya do) Why don't you jack that dick off 'til you cum in my face?"
directed by: Joe Gage (1979)
Starring: this scene, Michael Kearns, Richard Locke, the GAGE MEN; elsewhere in the film - Will Seagers, Casey Donovan, Derrick Stanton, Paul Baressi, Bob Blount, Richard Youngblood, Johnny Falconberg, Joe Walsh, Joseph Kearns, Shawn Victors, Becky Bitter, Dan Pace (aka Rocky Genero), Scott Sinclair, Gregg Dale, Bob Damon, Roy Harwood, Chuck Cord, Matthew Forde, Steve Rideout, Rev. Spoonball (on the radio), Joe Gage and "The Gage Men" (Carlos Balajo, Patrick Graham, Paul Guild, Erling Hitt, Beau Lovejoy, Max Osterhaut, Jose Solica, Nels Stensgaard, Shelly Gard). Music by Al Steniman, Harmonica solos by Chuck Thatcher.
To really do this scene justice, I should have started form the beginning of the film, as the screen is black, the radio stations are being changed (with Rev. Spoonball speaking his mind), and the titles roll, showing the run-down remains of the El Paso Wrecking Corp. Hey, can any of you with the DVD of Tool & Die tell me if the names are cut off like they are in this video version (see pic on right)? Now, what's the best thing about this scene? Is it the big cum shot shooting up into/over Mr. Kearns's face? Is it the hot talk from him after that, as he's egging Locke (still unseen) on to show his dick? Is it the intro music that's reminiscent of Westerns? Is it the revved up music later in the scene, that sounds like a 70's cop show or chase scene in a film? (Both of these subliminally reminding us this is about men - men, men, men!) Nope. Besides Richard Locke's smile at the end of the scene, you don't see any other faces beside Kearns's - just bodies. Hot, sweaty, dripping, hairy, mature, masculine, male bodies. And that's not all. You do not see Kearns below the waist. Just his face and torso - sweating, slurping, writhing, begging ... he even talks about how he's about to cum, but we never see it. This is something you would never do in a modern porn movie -- have a hot stud where you not only don't see him cum, but not even a peak at his cock! (Look for the COLT picks to see what a great cock it is, if you're into that sort of thing.)
So back to the original question - Michael Kearns, as seen in the stills and clip above, is the same guy as Jesse Ditmar, in the pic posted below, right?