this is not where I expected to be at age 43 (and 1/2)!

Begging strangers for free underwear - no problem (btw, today it's Banana Republic blue boxers). Working for 7 dollars an hour selling burritos - no problem (I'm addicted to guacamole, what can I say?) 5 years of singledom after most of my adult life being paired off - no problem (I have a huge..... porno collection to keep me busy).

But now I have a room mate in the next room singing loudly along to Love Is A Battlefield. How did this happen!?