cumming back to eBay?

Cross your fingers, fellas (OK, ladies, too) - my 14-day suspension should be over by Monday the 4th. Of course, literally speaking, the notice said MINIMUM of 14 days, so who knows what'll happen when I apply to be re-registered, or un-nolongerregistered, or whatever it says next to my name on thier site (BJ's 99 cent porno store). One of the many auctions that was cancelled (only one of the 30-some auctions were problematic, but all had to be taken down because I was naughty, and all my bidders needed to suffer the consequences) was a VHS tape of a classic HAND IN HAND film from 1981. Here's the movie trailer, below:

CENTURIANS OF ROME

"forced to become concubines trained to please every whim of Roman aristocracy"

director: John Christopher (1981)

Starring: Eric Ryan, George Payne, Scorpio, Ed Wiley (AKA Myles Longue), Michael Flent, Adam Kellogg, Jeffrey Scott,Jerry Cassode, Michael Flynn, Roy Garrett, Timothy Michaels, John Rowan, Johnny Cannuic, Adam DeHaven, Jerome C. Fox, David Hadley, Ryder Jones, Guiseppe Welch, David O'Chela, John Cannon, Greg Monroe, Tom Trent, John Kovacs, Mitchell Flynn, Timothy Michaels, Richard Cox, Ken Ramsaver, David Morris, Robert Jones, Gus Monte, Charlotte O'Hara, Tommy Hawke, Bobbie Burns, Kenneth Carsein, Jerry Purpura, Justin Savage, Chuck Roebuck, and Phil Phillips

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

more porno music help

A cupla weeks back, someone wrote in asking for the name of the song from the William Higgins Class Reunion trailer I posted a while ago. Initially, I assumed it was Higgins standard composer, Costello Presley, but I just can't be sure, as I no longer have the actual tape to see if that is the theme music in the actual film. Any help out there?

Eliot Spitzer has a big cock

I love campaign season, and our New York State primary is coming up on the 12th - Senator, Governor, Attorney General, and State senator, and a bunch of judgeships, etc. I seem to get much much more campaign "literature" in the mail than any of my friends - perhaps because I vote in all elections, including primaries, or those few days of campaigning for Mondale in the last week of his 1984 presidential run.... who knows? Most of it is pretty mundane, glossy color photos of the candidate and his family, and/or a rainbow's display of diverse peoples from many ethic backgrounds. And of course the black and white "negative" ads with scary font and askew headlines blasting a candidate for corruption or incompetence. But I nearly creamed in my pants when this one appeared in my mailbox, from Andrew Cuomo's campaign for Attorney General. I can't wait to get my hands on one of the campaign buttons - "Cuomo's feet as big as Spitzer's feet". MMMMMMMMmmmmm, campaigning with photos of black leather shoes - I'll pull that lever!

reruns, I know....

KCTC

director: Joe Gage.

brief watersports scene with Jack Wrangler & Richard Locke (Steve Boyd and at least two other guys participate) - made it on to very very few VHS versions, and never on to the DVD version of the movie.

A reader asked me to show this again - as you remember I showed it last August, and the first time I showed it was February of 2004.

Lemme know if the clip works properly...

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

Don't Try This At Home

THREE'S COMPANY

director: Lou Thomas - AKA Jon Target (1981?? - my guess, early/late 70's)

Starring: Rod Mitchell, Josh Kincaid, and George Broadway

Very very short clip here, about 1 minute in length, but it basically has it all - s*cking, f*king, c*m-eating! I love Rod Mitchell, but you have to give all three men credit for a well-timed pound-pound, pull-out, then in-the-mouth crotch-pleaser, don't cha?

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

who knew?

Ok, so we all know the "original" - BigMuscle, and of course BigMuscle's beefier, hairier brother, BigMuscleBears (I think I have a profile in there somewhere - hehe!), and then the creepy-named "NormalGay" - and now we have BigMuscleCollege???

i am a bad person...

....months ago, a really nice guy sent me an email telling me he enjoyed my website, and he did this drawing of me - i thought it was so cool (and I am self-confident enuf not to mind he made my cock small - and heck, he made my belly much smaller than real-life, too!) and I said i would post the pic, and link to his page of other very groovy erotic artwork he had done. And here I am, months later, not only haven't i done what i said i would do, I no longer can find the email with his address, and linkage info. I'll do some more looking tomorrow (famous last words, eh?)

update: - hey, maybe I'm not a complete looser - after I posted this, I saw the copyright date on the picture, and started to look thru my email from May and - WOO-HOO! - so, check out his site - Cartooning and Gay Porn!

the offending magazine

"Bill wasn't sure at all what that gnawing need was. The only thing he knew is that he'd come close to it one night when he happened in an alley where some of his Corps buddies were with a slim, young sailor and taking turns. At first he wanted to run, but he just couldn't move."

ah, who knows, maybe I look at porno so much I can no longer distinguish between wholesome s&cking & f&cking, and "sex with graphic violence or degradation". Click the pic for the offending auction, and see for yourself.

Dear bjland,

We regret to inform you that eBay HATES YOU and your account has been suspended for a period of no less than 14 days because eBay HATES YOU but enjoys fucking with you for violating eBay's Adult Material policy. Even though it may be legal to sell certain items to adults, sales of these items may still not be permitted on eBay. Obscene materials are not permitted on eBay, as they violate laws in the United States and many other countries. While obscenity is not easy to define and depends on the standards in your community, eBay will make no attempt whatsoever to clarify their standards because EBAY HATES YOU. Consequently, all of your current listings have been removed from eBay, because eBay HATES YOU and all of your NAUGHTY NAUGHTY porno-addicted customers and eBay enjoys fucking with you and all of your NAUGHTY NAUGHTY porno-addicted customers .

You are very important to eBay and this period of time will help us to build a better relationship and give eBay time to plot more ways of FUCKING WITH YOU. We hope you will come away with a better understanding of our policies.

Thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter.

Regards,
eBay Trust & Safety

LEVI & LEATHER GUYS

Well, the good thing about the BF geting up and out early to go to a class (yes, I believe him that he has a class at 9 am on a Sunday) is that I got a chance to check out eBay before i go to work, and saw that one of my auctions had a bad link to a page of supplemental pics - grrrrrr! You might remember that a couple of months ago I had asked for help to verify if it was indeed GARY BOYD in fetish gear, so here the mag is finally up for auction ( auction ends Tuesday - item #180018746185) and I f**ked up the link! Fixed now, phewwwww!

someone asked....

KCTCtrailer if you want to download and save for later.

KCTCtrailer_2 if you want to download and save for later.

J.Daniel Cadinot

before he was porn film maker Jean-Daniel Cadinot, he was arsty nude photographer J. Daniel Cadinot....

Kansas City trailer VS. Kansas City trailer

Remember a while back - last time I was selling a copy of Joe Gage's KANSAS CITY TRUCKING CO - I mentioned that I was sure the trailer for the film had a voiceover done by a woman - ahhh, back in May??? Well, I still haven't figured out who the woman was, but I did dig up the "alternate" trailer, and thought it would be fun to show both. Click the left pic to get the one you see from the VCA/HIS trailer tape, and the right one has the voice-over version, which was on my TMX (Topman Video-X) version of Closed Set, as well as a few other great movie trailers.

Yes, yes, yes - the video is for sale on eBay - item #180016165557 - but the auction ends today!

hiatus?

naw, but probable even less words, and only an occasional pic or video or music clip. stuff to do offline.

porno disco

um, don't have time to properly thank the man who identified the tune in the Victor Houston clip (somewhere below) - but i did grab the tune - Denise McCann's Tattoo Man - for your listening pleasure.....

DICKS SO BIG, THEY'LL TICKLE YOUR HEART

That's Gary Boyd's schlong being munched on above - it's from a video i sold about 2 months ago, and never got paid for! GRRRRrrrrrrr! I've always made it a policy not to commment on my eBay buyers, even the ones who are huge hassles, make me track them down, and even when they lead me on for weeks that payment is on the way and still don't pay; I 'd still like to keep it that info private...... so I won't be mentioning anyone's eBay Barbie Doll collecting, that would be tacky, no?

So, it's up for sale again, Dicks So Big - item #180016146111 - click the above pic to take you back to the original blogpost, and a link to the video clip whould be there. GRrrrrr!

aminals

What I love about the Manatee In The Hudson stories is that no one seems to have gotten a photograph of the darn thing as he (or she) takes it's huge body up further and further into New York State.... Meanwhile, me, my boyfriend, and his mother are off to the Bronx Zoo - woo-hoo!

Victor Houston, is that you?

This is a clip from one of those compilation videos that I spend way way too much time trying to figure out the performer's names, and which movie the clips were originally from. I am fairly sure I sold this one months ago, but I just kept trying to figure out the clip. Yes, yes, of course the one guy is Victor Houston (not a lot of balding, Hispanic daddy-types with huge, thick, uncut cocks in the late 70's porno films; but who's the other guy, and which film is this from???? I did the research to check out all of Houston's films - Boys in the Sand 2, Cocktails, Head Waiter, Humungous, The Hustlers, Man Hunt, Pier Groups, Strokes, Top Man, and Working Men. I was sure it's not from either of the Wakefield Poole films (Boys in the Sand 2, The Hustlers) nor Arch Brown's Pier Groups (which i just watched this morning to make sure).... and maybe, just maybe it's from Working Men, where the description from Gay Erotic Video Index says: "Victor Houston and his apprentice Rob don't use their tools on the sink for very long before they turn to plumbing each other. Victor's big uncut dick fills every hole Rob has in a variety of interesting ways." Kinda looks like they start out on the kitchen, yes, and the way Victor picks up "Rob" from rimming-while-standing-holding-your-partner is always a crowd pleaser, so yes, maybe this is it. Now, the next question is: What's the music playing?

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

i have to interrupt my work on porno-selling.... my god, how often does one hear: "hungry for a slice of fresh American deacon" in a post, practically spitting out your coffee, and so then even more unprepared for the not-so-funny, but terribly moving rememberance of a friend long gone....and reality setting in...

stick-to-it-tiveness

just ignore the mayor's urging for all New Yorker's to pitch in & conserve energy - leave the computer on all night, and - TA DA ! - you get that disco song that turns out not to be so great, but what-the-heck.... you've accomplished something, you can pat yourself on the back, you can.....
go back to sleep

The Big Hurt

The Big Hurt (remix)

Now it begins, now that you've gone
Needles and pins, twilight till dawn

oh yeah, and a big thanks to Dave of HUZBEARS.COM for asking about the song..... now that the disco-digging is over, I can get back to porno....

you don't need me to tell you it's HOT. so, while still trying to find that dang "The Big Hurt" (which, apparently, is on DISCONET Volume 6 Program 7) i grabbed a few others - seasonal songs, if you will:

• Too Darn Hot - Erasure, from RED HOT + BLUE (1990)
  
  
• (Tropical) Heatwave - James White and the Blacks (1979)

I tried, I tried, but i couldn't locate an mp3 for: "The Big Hurt" (apparently a disco-ish remake of the old Toni Fisher song from the 60's)- by Bear Essence, feat. Marianna.

In fact, I haven't a clue what it is, but a reader asked, and i like to think I'm handy with the SOULSEEK, but alas, only one user, a EUROPITCHER, had it but like 347 other people were queued up for it, and now he's never online. May I recommend one of the more disco-savvy types, like joemygod, or maybe this guy - discodelivery???

Somebody is selling a 12 incher of it on eBay - item #4856209898.

from the department of I MEAN TO DO THIS WEEKS AGO

I nice lady wrote me a few weeks back, when she had been googling White Shade of Pale and saw my reference to the Munich Machine's version being used in William Higgins's The Boys Of Venice. But I never got b ack to her, as I meant to re-locate the song and post it. Well, here it is: A Whiter Shade Of Pale

CLASS REUNION

Director: William Higgins (1984)

Starring: Leo Ford, Mike Dean, Giorgio Canali, Michael Christopher, Cory Adams, Brian Thompson, Lance Whitman, Robert Score, Paul Michaels, Ryan Andrews, Aaron Gage, Davin McNeil, Brett Simms, Brian Jeffreys, Ron Howe, Tim Richards, Lee Stern, Derrick Stanton, David Greyson, Scott Roberts

Yes, this is the one with the 21-man oray daisy-chain!

And, of course, my eBay auction for this, - item #180010887054, ends this Sunday, afternoon!!

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

ROAD RAGE, Wednesday afternoon, Avenue C

So I have my Trader Joe's paper double bag filled with Priority Mail boxes, hopping on my bike so I can bring these bits of porno to the Post Office to ship to their eBay buyers. As I ride down Avenue C, I approach 4th st, where there has been some sort of construction work for a couple of weeks now. The construction workers are all familiar by now, still looking good from a distance - hard hats, thick facial hairy, grimey jeans hung low, tool belts, etc. - but up close, nothing to write home about. The flagger flags us over from the downtown lane into the uptown lane as the flagger a block down makes sure uptown traffic doesn't advance. I follow a car and only a few feet past 4th street I hear this loud, repetitive BEEEEEP!

Beeep! BeepBEEEPBEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPp!

Rather obnoxious, so I turn my head to see what is going on, and a few feet behind me is a silver-colored SUV, and a woman behind the wheel who sees me looking at her and continues: BEEEEEEEEP! BEEP!BEEEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEEPBEEP!!!BEEEEEEEEEEPP!!

What-the-f*ck? I think as she continues this. So I stop my bike in the middle of the road, turn around, look at her, and as I kick my kickstand down to park, say: "You in a hurry?" and now my bike is parked and i am standing in the middle of the road, traffic stopped. "Well......... FUCK..... YOU!
...... FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU FUCKYOU!" I scream at the top of my lungs, everyone on the street has stopped, including about 6-8 construction workers, and the woman beeps her horn again, one more time. I am about to continue screaming when one of the construction workers, thick thick mustache looks over at me, trying not to laugh, but the slightest smile, says: "Hey buddy, you ready to move it along now, OK?" So I get back on my bike, ride past the still motionless other construction workers, and turn right onto 3rd street as the SUV continues south, beeping all the way....

NON-STOP

So here's part 2 - See part one below. I love this film - big big cocks flopping around everywhere, actual acting that's believable and just enough to move things along, and great NYC locales - rooftop sex, West Village pick-up, and of course, the notorious West Side Piers. It's not the only porno flick that was filmed there (Killing Me Softly and Pier Groups, which oddly just came in the mail today, come to mind...) but the Daniel Holt / Steve Collins scene is great, just great. Collins is walking down Christopher Street, stops to look in the window at All American Boy, and realizes Holt is cruising him. So he continues down the road, this time following Holt all the way onto the West Side Piers. Several long shots from the outside looking at Holt and Collins doing it on a broken down window sill...ahhhh, just so well-made! OOPS! And here I go, and that's not even the scene I'm showing - oh well, you're not reading this anyway, you've already clicked the pics and ---- don't complain about the faulty video, its stops in a place or two, but I just couldn't redo the whole garsh darn thing again, OK?

Steve Anthony, where are you?

I'm just terrbile about following up on stuff here, ain't I? Remember this post back in April, where I asked if anyone could name the two pictured men - i quickly got a response on the first one (Corey Monroe, I shoulda known that) but I also got a fairly quick repsonse on the second, as well. But I never bothered to post the answers, silly me. And then I got an email from a fellow blogger saying he is fairly certain he had had sex way back when with the second gentleman, Steve Anthony. I promised I'd post a clip, as the helpful young man who identified him mentioned he's in Steve Scott's classic film, Non-Stop. And then, by the end of April, a gentleman from Israel sends me this picture, asking if I can identify the film it's from - and it's several photos from the same magazine I've had in my hands for several years, trying to identify the film - arrrrgggghhhhh! But I can't find any film that has Daniel Holt, Steve Anthony, and this black guy, so maybe it was just a photo shoot without any actual film involved. The mysteries of porn.... Anyhoo, all that is background to the following clip, which is the beginning of a very hot 3-way between Casey Donovan, Steve Collins, and mustached mystery man, Steve Anthony. Note the first few seconds, an "establishing shot" showing a plane flying past the World Trade Center, so you know our star, Steve Collins, the airline steward, is in Brooklyn Heights, NY. And If you're all good little boys, we can post the actual sex scene later.

NON-STOP

Director: Steve Scott (1984)

Starring: Casey Donovan, Steve Collins, Daniel Holt, Eric Ryan, Steve Anthony, Peter Ware, Mark Leonard, Steve Peters, and Jorge Rodriquez

And, of course, my eBay auction for this video - item #180009311307, ends this afternoon!!

Sir, Yes sir!

When you think of Kyle McKenna, you think - "Sir, Yes Sir!" - right? Well, in this flick, he's doing the siryessir bit with some latex-wearing Australian sitting on his face. mmmmmmmmmmmm, Australian-Latex-Face-Sitting...... mmmmmmm

LATEX SEX FIGHT

Director: RON SEXTON (1998/2000)

Starring: Kyle McKenna & Andrew Lennox

"If you tingle at the sight of tight, shiny latex wrapped around beefy muscles and huge ones - then Latex Sex Fight is now on your "must have" list! Aussie Andrew Lennox (from Australian for Leather, Sextortion, Fetish Sex Fights 3, Tightropes 30 , and others) squares off against mid-western beefcake Kyle McKenna (Reform School Confidential, The Academy, Skuff, Homosexual Tendencies and many others) in this loser-gets-f*cked rubber fantasy. It's obvious McKenna likes to be dominated, because the nastier Lennox gets, the more McKenna gets turned on."

And, of course, my auction for LATEX SEX FIGHT - item #180008983696, ends this afternoon!

You know I sell porno, right? And you might think I sit around all day and whack off watching porno and scanning porno clips and trying not to get spunk on everything cuz it all just makes me so friggin' horny, right? Or, you might be more cynical and think, geez, after years of doing this, it's got to all look the same, and pretty much nothing can turn him on, or grab his attention, right? Well, I'd have to say that on most days it's kinda closer to the latter (although that scene from Oral Fixation with Donnie Russo spitting beer all over filthy-mouthed Max Stone was pretty hot.... but I digress....). However, here I am, zipping thru a tape of Mr Drummer 1988, kinda surprised that there's more to these pageants than simply looking pretty and strutting across a stage and showing off your leather gear and hard muscle ass to a few hundred horny studs applauding. Apparently, they have to do some sort of demonstration, or skit, to show they ain't just hot and butch, but that they've got talent, right?

So here I am, just mindlessly fast-forwarding thru various leather gears, jeans and t-shirts getting torn up, bondage, dildos, and on and on, and then I have to stop and rewind, cuz I just can't believe what I just saw. I gotta tell you, I haven't seen something this sick in a long, long time... the kinda thing that probably makes the str8 folks go - "you iz some sick people" - all I can say is, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Click one of the pics to view the movie trailer (you know that if you view the clip in the browser, you can "right click" and view it FULL SCREEN, right?), or here if you want to download and save for later.

more porno...... sigh

The man with the mirrored sun-shades and the Georgia Highway Patrol insignia on the arm of his tan uniform smiled. It was a cold smile. Overhead, the sun was bright and fearsome, as the Georgia sun can only be in summertime. Scrub oaks and pine trees struggled along the roadside to find some kind of nourishment in the red clay that passed for soil. Somehow, they matched the ragged, almost undernourished look on the cop and his partner. They were actually rather fat, but still, something looked missing. Something wasn't right.

"Boy... drop your pants, and bend over."

Jimmy was just beginning to understand how much things weren't right.

- from CHICKEN CHAIN GANG, Rough Trade Books, RT-512, 1982

I know, I know, all this porno sucks. But I bought over a hundred dirty books a couple of weeks back, and I need to unload. I really do wish I had a huge apartment, with a separate room, a library, if you will, to keep all this vintage porno - the videos and books, and magazines, and a smattering of photos, and gosh, maybe even a few dirty jockstraps from my days of singledom (OK, so maybe i still use them, but I think the BF would rather I not mention the backstaircase at The Eagle a few weeks back......OOPS!) But this is NYC, I live in a teeny tiny place, and I am so close to broke it ain't funny. So pardon the appearance of more porno pics, as I get back to work writing up more auctions and hoping some of you folks pop over to the eBay link and bid on some of the dirty books - really, i swear, great "beach reading"!!!

MASTER'S DELIGHT

I know, I know, no clip - whatthef*ck?? I'm tired as hell, and have my double shift behind the counter today, in a few minutes - i had fully intended to do a clip from the notorious MASTER'S DELIGHT segment from this video - a video I am selling by auction (SPRING BREAK SPRING BREAK Chad Douglas MASTER'S DELIGHT precondom - item #180006332333), that ends tonight - OOPS! anyhoo....

Starring: Kevin Wiles, Chad Douglas, Todd Donahue, Tony Marinos (aka Danny Russo), Chris Thompson, Jeff Converse, David Ashfield, Corey Monroe, Cole Carpenter, Chris Burns

You got the catchiest theme song ever; Chad Douglas; camera angles from below and above the glass coffee table; Chad Douglas; Kevin Wiles pretending not to like cock for all of 3 seconds before garbling down both Chris Thompson's and David Ashfield's cocks; and Chad Douglas's 1978-version mustache; then of course poor, young Corey Monroe's face when uncle Chad thuds his meat on the coffee table; Dave Ashfield wowing coach Jeff Converse with his manmeat; and of course, WARNING WARNING!! Master's Delight, where Corey Monroe and Chris Burns take turns in the sling while Chad Douglas and Cole "Make A Fist" Carpenter take turns with their toys......

dirty books

I know i should metnion that these dirty books are going up for sale tonight, with links, descriptions, background, etc. But I worked until after 1am, and am going in for work again in a few minutes (10am) so, well, maybe some other time.

Maybe some a brief blurb on GREENLEAF CLASSICS: "Like most gay publishing houses they (GREENLEAF) published under a variety of imprints including the Ember Library, Late Hour Library, Nightstand Books, Adult Books, Companion Books and Pleasure Readers and different publishers are often listed on the copyright page. All Greenleaf books are identifiable by the satyr next to the price on the cover and on the spine. They usually have great cover illustrations, and are often better reading than many other pulps of the time. Greenleaf novels tend to be set in a "homotopia," where no one is straight and characters stumble into one sexual encounter after another without danger, fear, or for that matter, without even really trying."

a Whole Earth Catalogue of erotic hang ups and turn ons

Don't ask why, but I'm selling a boxed VHS tape of Jack Deveau's Left-Handed - item #180006337997, again on eBay. If you missed oout last time, here's your chance, again. Auction ends Monday night, July 17th. And the rest of you can click the pics above to take you to the old post, and the link to the trailer for the film.