so, my 2 current HAIRY JOCK WORN swimsuits have no bids! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, my poor fragile ego! But, any of you who do the eBay thing know there is a ask seller a question feature, where you can click the icon, and thru eBay send an email. Here's what I got via one of the swimsuit auctions last night:

youre hot
i lve in nyc and love speedos
wanna have sex????

unfortunately, my suitor (get it? swimsuit, suitor...?) neglected to give any self-description. and no pic. Not even genitalia stats, geez!