Thursday, July 12, 2001

Stop The Planet of the Apes, I Wanna Get Off

they tell us that
we lost our tails
evolving up
from little snails
i say it's all
just wind in sails
are we not men?

you may remember me from such films as:

"The Electric Gigolo"
"Give My Remains to Broadway"
"The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
"Suddenly Last Supper"
"Son of Sanford and Son"
"The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
"The President's Neck is Missing!"
"Calling All Quakers"
"Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die"
"Dial M for Murderousness"